Jokes so bad they are funny - Page 9

Chump Change · #81 03-10-2007, 01:10 AM

Btw nice sequence JDalla.

slickpoppa · #82 03-10-2007, 01:29 AM

So a priest, minister, rabbi, polish guy, chinese guy, Irish guy, and blonde chick all walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says "What is this, a joke?"

King Fish · #83 03-10-2007, 01:40 AM

There are only 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand Binary and those that don't.

furyshade · #84 03-10-2007, 02:06 AM

Two muffins are sitting in an over, one says to the other
"hot in here, don't ya think?"
the other says
"HOLY [censored] A TALKING MUFFIN"

DWarrior · #85 03-10-2007, 02:10 AM

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

Only one can be unloaded with a pitchfork.

DarkForceRising · #86 03-10-2007, 02:13 AM

Why didn't the cannibals boil the monk?

Because he was a friar!

King Fish · #87 03-10-2007, 02:17 AM

Wha do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh

King Fish · #88 03-10-2007, 02:22 AM

Two men walk into a bar. the third one ducks.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.

They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."

So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.

Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"

The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."

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One the other hand, I wore a glove.

bsheck · #89 03-10-2007, 02:24 AM

A nun is walking down the street, a man gets out of a car walks up to the nun and punches her, she falls down and he kicks, she lays in a pool of blood not moving, the walks back to the car and tells his friend “That Batman’s not so tough”.

King Fish · #90 03-10-2007, 02:36 AM

A man walks into a bar, visibily shaken.

Man: "Bartender! Three shots of vodka...Quick!"

He downs them fast.

Man: "Bartender! How tall is a penguin?"

Bartender: "About 2 feet, why?"

Man: "[censored]...I think I just ran over a nun."