Jokes so bad they are funny - Page 6

Passaman · #51 03-09-2007, 03:16 PM

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

He was dead

A ham and cheese sandwich walks into the bar and the bartender says, "Sorry pal, we don't serve food here."

tmtmdeluca · #52 03-09-2007, 06:32 PM

lol

holdme · #53 03-09-2007, 07:02 PM

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Two crocodiles were flying above the Pacific. Suddenly the one in the middle says: WTF we've been flying for a week and it's still Friday!!!

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lol what?

Butso · #54 03-09-2007, 07:08 PM

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2 fat guys in a bar:

Fatso 1: Your round.
Fatso 2: So r u, u fat bastard

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i might put on some weight just so I can pull this one

Yo_Respek · #55 03-09-2007, 07:13 PM

Your Mom is so fat her picture weighs ten pounds

Yo_Respek · #56 03-09-2007, 07:14 PM

Three guys walk into a bar....

Yo_Respek · #57 03-09-2007, 07:15 PM

OUCH!!!

MVPaul · #58 03-09-2007, 07:15 PM

2 snipers in a war zone, 1 of them wanders off and comes back a half hour later and tells his buddy he just got laid.
His buddy is amazed at how he could get laid in combat and asks him if she went down on him.
He replies: "No, I coudn't find the head"...

grouchie · #59 03-09-2007, 07:45 PM

A baby seal walks into a club....

Bizot · #60 03-09-2007, 08:35 PM

Mother and Daughter walking down the beach little susie goes to her mommy?

Mommy I'm almost 13 years old do you think I'm old enough to start douching?

Mother: I'm not sure why dont' you ask that flock of seagulls following you around.