Why I <3 Poker

[johnbeans]

A day late, but this hand SRSLY makes me smile. The only thing that would have made this hand better is if I had Q2o (edit: J2o, whoops). Goat, if you're reading this, I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] u man.

FullTiltPoker Game #1938240462: Table Blooming (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:41:14 ET - 2007/03/07
Seat 1: delitter37 ($518.95)
Seat 2: anton863 ($586.90)
Seat 3: extremeguy ($80.30)
Seat 4: Medicine4Goat ($802.90)
Seat 5: lol pozzament ($1,284.15)
Seat 6: jabberwacckey ($149.10)
delitter37 posts the small blind of $1
anton863 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lol pozzament [6h 6c]
extremeguy folds
Medicine4Goat raises to $6
lol pozzament raises to $26
jabberwacckey folds
delitter37 folds
delitter37: i'm too tired to have balls
anton863 folds
Medicine4Goat calls $20
*** FLOP *** [8d 9d Ac]
Medicine4Goat checks
lol pozzament checks
*** TURN *** [8d 9d Ac] [7s]
Medicine4Goat bets $42
delitter37: #%&amp;# it i'm just trapping from now on
lol pozzament calls $42
*** RIVER *** [8d 9d Ac 7s] [Th]
Medicine4Goat bets $74
lol pozzament raises to $148
Medicine4Goat: DUDE
Medicine4Goat: tell me how this isn't a bad beat
Medicine4Goat: JESUS
Medicine4Goat: #%%#ING
Medicine4Goat: CHRIST
Medicine4Goat has 15 seconds left to act
Medicine4Goat: YOU OUTDRAWING MOTHER$!@!ER
Medicine4Goat calls $74
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lol pozzament shows [6h 6c] (a straight, Ten high)
Medicine4Goat mucks
lol pozzament wins the pot ($432) with a straight, Ten high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $435 | Rake $3
Board: [8d 9d Ac 7s Th]
Seat 1: delitter37 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: anton863 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: extremeguy didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Medicine4Goat mucked [7d Ad] - two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 5: lol pozzament showed [6h 6c] and won ($432) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 6: jabberwacckey (button) didn't bet (folded)

[demon102]

what is &lt;3? I see this all the time now

[nutsflopper]

If your heart wasn't so cold, you would see it.

Edit: Your brain is also stupid, I mean come on.

[Peter McDermott]

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what is &lt;3? I see this all the time now

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It's an ascii representation of a person bending over, awaiting buttsecs.

The OP is obviously saying 'Why I sodomize poker and all who play it'.

HTH

[diebitter]

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what is &lt;3? I see this all the time now

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An extreme ball-swinger.