Beat: $1000 dentist bill

kickpushcoast · #1 03-08-2007, 06:44 AM

so yesterday i'm eating some crackers, and CRUNCH, uh oh! about 1/3 of my back right lower molar(try saying that ten times fast when you re drunk) just came off. i go to my dentist, and im hoping they can just refill the filling and i can skate out of there with a $150-250 bill and be on my way. WRONG! I need an overlay/crown which is going to run me about a G, wtf, yo(so rigged)!
BEAT: i need dental insurance
BRAG: they were talking about a payment plan and trying to work out a schedule for me, when i LOLed and whipped out 10 hundos and told them to ship it crucial! LOL_dentalments

additional brag: i told one of my friends and he was like damn, there's no way you could have that much money set aside for something like that. LOL at not knowing i'm an extra smedium balla, holla!

kassdog · #2 03-08-2007, 06:50 AM

How the hell did you break a tooth after eating crackers. You know those things do go bad eventually

rockrokok · #3 03-08-2007, 06:52 AM

Who eats crackers anyway? Too early for hookers and blow? Is it ever actually?

TyFuji · #4 03-08-2007, 07:17 AM

They were balla gold-plated crackers obv

kickpushcoast · #5 03-08-2007, 07:19 AM

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They were balla gold-plated crackers obv

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OBV

snakekilla88 · #6 03-08-2007, 07:27 AM

I read first sentence then decided I didnt want to finish this...sucks man. [censored] hate the dentist.