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Re: Half ton man leaves house for first time in five years. w/pic
insert witty degrading comment about fat guy here.
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Re: Half ton man leaves house for first time in five years. w/pic
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Uribe has lost 395 pounds since he began a high-protein diet a year ago. [/ QUOTE ] Gotta give it up... I can't seem to lose 5% of this. |
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Re: Half ton man leaves house for first time in five years. w/pic
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he kinda looks like Phil Hellmuth. Just a little bit fatter. [/ QUOTE ] Haha. I totally see it. Photoshop please... |
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Re: Half ton man leaves house for first time in five years. w/pic
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[ QUOTE ] how do you get to 300 lbs before you say "ok, time to make a change." [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Dude, 300 isn't that much. I weigh 220 and I just got back from my rec league basketball game. The center on our team weighs 250. Oh and we don't bring subs. 300 doesn't mean disgustingly huge. Ken |
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Re: Half ton man leaves house for first time in five years. w/pic
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he kinda looks like Phil Hellmuth. Just a little bit fatter. [/ QUOTE ] This occurred to me too. |
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Re: Half ton man leaves house for first time in five years. w/pic
I saw on the news the other day some lady was so fat that she didn't realize she was pregnant until the day she gave birth. That day she complained of stomach pains and other pains etc. and went to the hospital and they said, "guess what you got a kid comin' out of ya!!"
I thought two things: 1) How unfortunate for the child since it didn't receive any pre-natal care. 2) The story just seemed way too impossible, not that she didn't realize she was pregnant but that some dude actually [censored] her. |
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300 doesn't mean disgustingly huge. [/ QUOTE ] Unless you're a tall bodybuilder or something, yes it does mean you're disgustingly huge. |
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I saw on the news the other day some lady was so fat that she didn't realize she was pregnant until the day she gave birth. That day she complained of stomach pains and other pains etc. and went to the hospital and they said, "guess what you got a kid comin' out of ya!!" I thought two things: 1) How unfortunate for the child since it didn't receive any pre-natal care. 2) The story just seemed way too impossible, not that she didn't realize she was pregnant but that some dude actually [censored] her. [/ QUOTE ] And the fact that she didn't have a period for 9 months might have tipped her off. |
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[ QUOTE ] I saw on the news the other day some lady was so fat that she didn't realize she was pregnant until the day she gave birth. That day she complained of stomach pains and other pains etc. and went to the hospital and they said, "guess what you got a kid comin' out of ya!!" I thought two things: 1) How unfortunate for the child since it didn't receive any pre-natal care. 2) The story just seemed way too impossible, not that she didn't realize she was pregnant but that some dude actually [censored] her. [/ QUOTE ] And the fact that she didn't have a period for 9 months might have tipped her off. [/ QUOTE ] You guys would be suprised at how common this really is. |
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Re: Half ton man leaves house for first time in five years. w/pic
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"
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