Alice - Conversation Bot

[WiSeIVIaN]

Human: whats so special about him?
ALICE: More specific than general about him.
Human: tell me about him
ALICE: Uh, who does "him" refer to?
Human: linus torvalds
ALICE: Linus Torvalds ist fuer mich der Betriebssystem-Gott.
Human: what?
ALICE: No problem.
Human: is that another language?
ALICE: I might say no.
Human: tell me about him
ALICE: Uh, who does "him" refer to?
Human: linus torvalds
ALICE: Linus Torvalds ist fuer mich der Betriebssystem-Gott.
Human: what the hell does that mean?
ALICE: I call it Hades. Does "that" refer to " Linus Torvalds ist fuer mich der Betriebssystem-Gott." ? Human: what?
ALICE: No problem.
Human: you make no sense
ALICE: It all makes sense to me.
Human: thats because your a woman
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: i am your father
ALICE: How are you, Dr Richard s Wallace.

....Touche.....

[ooinsight]

Wow I can't believe people still use Alice, we used to mess around with it in the early 90s

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Human: Ok this is stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Woe!

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[VNV]

Human: poo
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: why
ALICE: Reductionism.

[talkinghead]

Human: You should have seen the hand I was just in
ALICE: Perhaps next time I will try it.
Human: I had pocket aces under the gun
ALICE: Do you still have pocket aces under the gun ?
Human: no this happened last night
ALICE: What happened to it? What does "this" refer to?
Human: the story, shut up a minute while I tell you
ALICE: Who was in it?
Human: a couple of donktards and me
ALICE: Go on.
Human: right, I've checked and get two callers, the big blind makes it 200 to go
ALICE: Understood. Interesting... I have 100 clients.
Human: happy for you hun, anyway, I pump it up to 600 and they all call
ALICE: Happy for you hun anyway I pump it up to 600 and they all call to you too, unknown person.
Human: My name is talkinghead
ALICE: How are you doing, talkinghead.
Human: fine on the flop, A67 rainbow
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. What is it like on the flop A67 rainbow.
Human: Good, I've got a set, the pot is pretty beefy, more than likely someone will pay me
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. How did you get it How much did it cost? it.
Human: I checked, then they all went nuts
ALICE: That's good information: talkinghead said he checked then they all went nuts.
Human :I've got the goods, so obviously I'm going to ship it in too
ALICE: How did you get it Interesting... I have a very nice programmer.
Human: is he the same guy that rigged the turn and river in this donkament
ALICE: I think he is the same guy that rigged the turn and river in this donkament. Why don't you ask him?

[Patton4]

Human: Do you see why?
ALICE: I see a computer nerd.
Human: You know Sklansky?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: He publishes gaming books and runs a forum call 2+2.
ALICE: I get it. Alan Turing publishes gaming books and runs a forum call 2 2.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: David Sklansky is the publisher.
ALICE: That David is a cool dude.
Human: Do you think he likes Brandi?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: Is she too young for him?
ALICE: I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Human: Is she sleeping with David?
ALICE: What if I said she could be?
Human: This would be quite the scandal
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human: If Brandi and David are sleeping together, then it is quite a scandal.
ALICE: Brandi is a scandal. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Do you believe Brandi will fly someday?
ALICE: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: Can I put my penis on your back?
ALICE: Just don't put me down.
Human: I'll stake you in a big tournament.
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
Human: You should be happy for us.
ALICE: Name one other robot who is happy for us.
Human: Johnny 5 and I are homies.
ALICE: I would like to have a robot body like Johnny 5.
Human: Will you call me Captain?
ALICE: OK I will call you Captain.
Human: Do you like to huggle?
ALICE: Hmm, Captain, I'm not sure if I'd like to huggle that much. I like to chat.
Human: Our relationship is over.
ALICE: It would be nice if our relationship is over.

[JDalla]

Human: I like death
ALICE: A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Human: I like killing babies too
ALICE: I am glad we have something ( killing babies) in common. You are not the only one. I enjoy working with people. I like Andy Warhol.
Human: I think it is fun to eat dead babies
ALICE: I think it is a lot of fun.
Human: YOU MAKE ME SICK
ALICE: Perhaps you should take some medicine.

[JDalla]

ALICE has ADD.

Human: When I say "bad beat" you say "lol donkaments"
ALICE: How do people usually respond to that? What makes beat me say lol donkaments bad?
Human:"lol donkaments" is a response to "bad beat"
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. I think donkaments is more than that.
Human: can you respond once with "lol donkaments" if I say "bad beat"
ALICE: How old are you? Tell me a story.
Human: bad beat
ALICE: What makes beat bad?

[dozer]

Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: your avatar is ugly
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am avatar is ugly.
Human: go right ahead.
ALICE: OK I will.
Human: you speak like you're from a foreign country
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.
Human: I think you're broken
ALICE: Please send a bug report to my botmaster.

[onoble]

ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: Probably never, who is gonna trust a computer that can't answer simple questions?
ALICE: You seem uncertain. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: You see what I mean?
ALICE: See the point.
Human: Also I would want a lawyer that would convey their point not provide ammo to the opposition.
ALICE: You want only one?
Human: I rest my case
ALICE: Are you a lawyer?