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Old 03-06-2007, 01:49 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: How do you [censored] a dolphin? NSFW?

How do you NOT [censored] a dolphin?
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:54 PM
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Default Re: How do you [censored] a dolphin? NSFW?

they have a vagina. dolphins are one of the few mammals who can [censored] for pleasure
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:58 PM
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Default Re: How do you [censored] a dolphin? NSFW?

Beat: I had to edit out all the funny ones due to BBV new politically correct BS

Q: What is the difference between a dolphin and filthy whore?
A: It is understandable for a dolphin to smell and taste like fish.


Q: What is the difference between [censored] a dolphin and [censored] a fat chick?
A: A dolphin will not stain your sheets with Cheetos powder.

Q: What did the dolphin say to Pam Anderson?
A: Nothing he just came on her chest and left. What you thought he was there to talk?

Q: When a dolphin walks into a bar what does he say?
A: Where da white bitches at?

Q: What is the difference between a female dolphin and a retarded girl?
A: I have never had sex with a female dolphin.

Q: How do you stop a dolphin from having a baby?
A: A wire hanger.
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:30 PM
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Default Re: How do you [censored] a dolphin? NSFW?

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Beat: I had to edit out all the funny ones due to BBV new politically correct BS

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That explains why all the ones you posted are terrible
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:33 PM
TheGrifter TheGrifter is offline
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Default Re: How do you [censored] a dolphin? NSFW?

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Beat: I had to edit out all the funny ones due to BBV new politically correct BS

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That explains why all the ones you posted are terrible

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Yeah, pretty bad. Only dolphin sex jokes I could find on the net though.
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:38 PM
Sk00l4m3nts Sk00l4m3nts is offline
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Default Re: How do you [censored] a dolphin? NSFW?

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they have a vagina. dolphins are one of the few mammals who can [censored] for pleasure

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Aren't they the only ones? Besides humans obv
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:42 PM
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Default Re: How do you [censored] a dolphin? NSFW?

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they have a vagina. dolphins are one of the few mammals who can [censored] for pleasure

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Aren't they the only ones? Besides humans obv

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A few weeks ago, there'd be a pretty funny reply to this.
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:44 PM
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Default Re: How do you [censored] a dolphin? NSFW?

there are others. unsure which.
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:48 PM
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Default Re: How do you [censored] a dolphin? NSFW?

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they have a vagina. dolphins are one of the few mammals who can [censored] for pleasure

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Aren't they the only ones? Besides humans obv

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what are you talking about? i've [censored] all sorts of mammals for pleasure.
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:52 PM
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Default Re: How do you [censored] a dolphin? NSFW?

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they have a vagina. dolphins are one of the few mammals who can [censored] for pleasure

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Aren't they the only ones? Besides humans obv

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what are you talking about? i've [censored] all sorts of mammals for pleasure.

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Attention Bear-[censored]: do you need assistance?
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