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Klinzmann · #**271** 03-05-2007, 02:05 PM

I've definitly changed my mind about how I'm going vote because of all this BS about banning online poker in Finland. All they want is to preserve the monopoly on gambling and get all the action in goverment owned casinos, video poker machines, lotteries and what not.

microbet · #**272** 03-05-2007, 02:14 PM

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Spent a week in NY with the missus.

Saturday: Arrive at the hotel around 10pm. Check-in and sleep.
Sunday: Shopping with wife
Monday: Shopping with wife
Tuesday: Shopping with wife. Black dude calls me a pink [censored].
Wednesday: Shopping with wife
Thursday: Black dude #2 calls me a pink [censored]
Friday: Shopping with wife. Black dude #3 mugs people outside our hotel at knife point. Brag: it wasnt me!
Saturday: Fly back to London

Beat: Not very balla

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WTF, that was the first and second time anyone has ever called anyone else a pink [censored] in the US. Were you wearing a shirt that said "I am a pink [censored]"?

sng-sam · #**273** 03-05-2007, 02:34 PM

I have 3 kids I love them to death but I'm quite sure I don't want anymore. How much does the sniperoo cost if you don't have insurance? Tell me your horror stories maybe you can talk me out of it.

SAM

wiggs73 · #**274** 03-05-2007, 02:40 PM

All,

If anyone else is wondering wtf sng-sam is talking about, be sure to notice he changed the subject line.

sng-sam,

At first I read that as "I have 3 kids that I love but I'm quite sure I don't want them any more. How much would a sniper cost?"

microbet · #**275** 03-05-2007, 02:48 PM

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I have 3 kids I love them to death but I'm quite sure I don't want anymore. How much does the sniperoo cost if you don't have insurance? Tell me your horror stories maybe you can talk me out of it.

SAM

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First time I read this I read it as "I don't want them anymore." My girls are crazy about little babies and I was going to offer to buy one if you had one young enough.

sng-sam · #**276** 03-05-2007, 03:48 PM

Just to be clear, I am considering a VASECTOMY! Not a sniper rifle or blackmarketeering of my current kids. Now ex-wife? Whole nother deal. Sniper rifle might be ok there.

SAM

ohead · #**277** 03-05-2007, 04:20 PM

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graph?

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Ok here is a graph for all my $27s on stars... guess where the 48 without a win is.

citanul · #**278** 03-05-2007, 04:21 PM

you should have tried mixing in a few more 2nds and 3rds, that would have helped.

ohead · #**279** 03-05-2007, 04:28 PM

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you should have tried mixing in a few more 2nds and 3rds, that would have helped.

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Good idea, ill try that next time, or wait, next time ill just kill myself instead [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

if anyone wanna see me play like a ass i am 9-tabling right now under the nick ohead

ManChild · #**280** 03-05-2007, 04:40 PM

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All,

If anyone else is wondering wtf sng-sam is talking about, be sure to notice he changed the subject line.

sng-sam,

At first I read that as "I have 3 kids that I love but I'm quite sure I don't want them any more. How much would a sniper cost?"

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ROFL
i wont say anything annoying like "lol sniperaments"

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