Best Quick Joke you know - Page 32

BobAllinSki · #**311** 03-04-2007, 09:42 AM

What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive now?
A: Scratching on the lid of her coffin

What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?
A: They both came come out of France in a wooden box. 

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
A: Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What did Princess Diana and the queen mother have in common?
A: They both died pushing 103

How do you know Princess Diana didnt have dandruff?
A: They found her head and shoulders in the back of the car

What did Princess Diana do when she found out her driver had been drinking?
A: She hit the roof

Maple Leafs · #**312** 03-04-2007, 03:08 PM

What were Princess Diana's limo driver's first words when he came out of his coma?

"Hey, I don't remember 'Candle in the Wind' going like that..."

#**313** 03-04-2007, 04:19 PM

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Mods, please ban and delete post.

Ironically, I'll probably get banned for making this request.

wiper · #**314** 03-04-2007, 04:36 PM

what do you get when you mix a polar bear and a seal?

a polar bear.

guy.incognito · #**315** 03-04-2007, 05:03 PM

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

HollywoodDB · #**316** 03-04-2007, 08:13 PM

What's better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?

 Not being retarded!!

djoyce003 · #**317** 03-04-2007, 09:51 PM

A priest, rabbi and lawyer are on the titanic.
As it's going down, the rabbi says "the children, we have to save the children"
The lawyer says "[censored] the children"
The priest asks "do you think we have enough time?"

MrDiz · #**318** 03-04-2007, 10:09 PM

Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot?

He crashed his plane into his brother's scrapyard.

ImGoodToGo · #**319** 03-04-2007, 10:19 PM

Hey, have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

ades · #**320** 03-04-2007, 11:00 PM

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