BEAT: $10K confiscated by customs

[Praetor]

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cool story triumph

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[bruin]

as dumb as you sound in the post, this is a great piece of writing.

glad u got ur $$$ back.

[stinkypete]

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Next time I cross a border I will try to have exactly $9,999.99 in cash on me.

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no you wont

[stinkypete]

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read top part. you are [censored] retarded and deserve to lose the 10K. you tell the border patrol you are going to visit the falls or some other [censored] like you are going to a bachlor party.

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if you're gonna lie, you definitely don't tell them you're going to a bachelor party. if they think you're lying, they're going to start asking details. and when you start making [censored] up on the spot, they're going to see that you're lying and give you a hard time.

[Louis Vuitton]

what it do, cliffnotes?

[feesjah]

what a story [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[DJ Sensei]

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A hilarious addendum to the story - BBV legend durrr had to go across the border for some reason, and got stopped and put into the same process I did. He told them he was carrying 'I don't know - around $9k?' and was searched as I was. The agents were mystified that he didn't know how much $ was on him. He also accidentally let his fake ID slip out, but they didn't really give him [censored] for that. However, they began questioning him about various things, finally asking - 'Do you know DJSensei?' to which he answered 'Well, yeah, he's part of this - I know who he is.' - and apparently they visibly reacted to that bit of news. Eventually they let him go 'cause he wasn't over 10K.

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I think this is the funniest part of the story, aside from the obvious "how much did you lose". For a few reasons:
1) i'd never met durrr before
2) DJ Sensei does kinda sound like a drug lord nickname, or something cool like that

[Triumph36]

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Triumph, great story, glad it all worked out. I will, however, never forgive you for the time you called my like 200 dollar bet on the river with A-high and won like an 800 dollar pot :-(.

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That is a top 5 all time favorite hand for me. Not only did I call - I SNAP called. INSTA. And then you posted it on BBV before I could.

[wyndam]

after lieing to them about the money the worst thing you could have done is act evasive during the interigation, you should have opened up to them like they were barbara walters, it mite have been smooother sailing....

[lambchop_FT]

wow, just wow....

i live an hour away from Fallsview, the canadian border is probably the easiest way to get out the United States....and you people have this many problems?

Say you are going to the casino....they dont care...seriously half the traffic they get daily is going to the casino.

DECLARE YOUR [censored] MONEY! I picked up my friend in Buffalo for the WPT Niagara Event, we crossed the border, they asked what he had, he said 18k, we pulled over, filled out a [censored] form and were on our way.

The easiest way to make the border think you arent a criminal is to stop ACTING LIKE A [censored] CRIMINAL. YOU ARE CARRYING LEGITIMATE MONEY, JESUS [censored] CHRIST ACT LIKE IT