Poker Haiku

[ratel]

Toward the end of a 17+ hour Full Tilt binge, I was exhausted enough to come up with a little poker haiku. These references might be kind of obscure for newbs, but I figure most people here will know what I'm talking about...PM me if you'd like in on the joke.

Oh yeah, if anyone wants to make a custom request for new ones, post your subject ideas here and I'll give them a shot. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]



When Perry Felt the Power of Tony G.
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He called with king-jack,
was covered like a baby.
On his bike--got out!


Running Lucky
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Negreanu smiles: Ace!
Chasing cards? No--cards chase him.
Race is run. Poor Mike.


Phil at my table
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"You know who I am,
YOU F*CKING DONK?!" A tear falls.
Sweet. I stole the pot.


That explains it
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Panic fills the air.
"HE'S COMING OVER THE TOP!!!"
Ah yes--it's the blinds.


Mike and Scott, Final Table 2005
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It's up to the gods.
NO!!! Cooler, miracle, [bleep].
The best hand won, right?


Mikey, Full-Tilting
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Drowned on the river
Full of fish too dumb to bite.
YO!YUO GOT 5K ?

[Cornell Fiji]

Well done all around.
What is One referring to?
You have to fix Two.

[ratel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvCn_KbLpLY

[smittymatt]

HOW ARE THOSE POEMS IF THEY DON'T RHYME?

[ratel]

It's not supposed to: look up "haiku".

[Misfire]

On high stakes poker
Jamie Gold can't shut his mouth
Gets straight balla shushed

[Shenlong]

Ratel got leveled
He was being sarcastic
Good job smittymat

[Cornell Fiji]

I could not believe
That Barry G would say el
oh el DONKAMENTS!

And BBV came
Through and shipped twenty thousand
Dollars; great gesture.

I am proud to be
A member of two plus two.
Gambler's word is gold.

HERE is a link. Watch
Aba erupt in laughter,
Money for children.

Documents? Kaplan
Wonders WTF
Does that mean. Priceless.