The best poker players: The Swedes and the Jews

[Foghatlive]

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There's something with the mentality in Sweden; we hate to lose. We have the greatest hockey players: Peter Forsberg, The Sedin brother, Ottoson and many more playing in the NHL. We have the best golf pros: Annika Sörenstam, Jesper Parnevik. (Tiger Woods girlfriend is swedish. She is hot!)We have the greatest ping-pong player: Jan-Ove Waldner. We have one of the biggest companies in the world: IKEA, Volvo, SAAB. And we have some of the greatest poker players. And all this comes from a country with just 9 million people! So our winning instinc comes with the breast milk.

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Yeah, but this is your best band:

[bsheck]

Annie Jewke and Mel Jewdah are my favorite Jewish players.

[Sponger.]

pffft, this is such [censored], everyone knows the jews are inferior


































at poker!

[jjackal]

You forgot about us Asians dammit.

[PJS]

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The clarity of Jewish thought comes from the searing pain of having the ends of our penises sliced.

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Gah! Thanks....I was eating when i read that!

[b]<font color="blue">BingoChimp[b]</font>

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Sausage? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[PJS]

"we're highly trained to be ashamed of any exterior sign of emotion."

Hmmm.... Mattias Anderson bring back any memories?

[Mandingo]

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"we're highly trained to be ashamed of any exterior sign of emotion."

Hmmm.... Mattias Anderson bring back any memories?

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Well, Mattias behaved bad. But on TV they only show when something happends and surley, Mattias shows an show [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Devilfish, Phil Laak and Mike Matusow shows some extra ordinary way of behaviours and the viewers like it. There's no fun just to watch some players put some chips in the middle of an table. These guys makes it entertainment.

[2+2 wannabe]

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You forgot about us Asians dammit.

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no we didn't

[umdpoker]

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The clarity of Jewish thought comes from the searing pain of having the ends of our penises sliced.



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ummm..... you realize that like 95% of all americans are circumcised, right?

[PJS]

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The clarity of Jewish thought comes from the searing pain of having the ends of our penises sliced.



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ummm..... you realize that like 95% of all americans are circumcised, right?

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Guys- How did we ever get to here? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]