Meeting Random MySpace Chick

[Jiggymike]

Obviously you should just try to get her drunk and sleep with her. If that doesn't work just embarass them all.

[cpitt398]

someone please think of a perfect plan.

OP: Im pretty sure Ive humped that same gorilla. Might have have been a different one though. I mean who hasn't humped the gorilla on the putt putt course for a photo op ?

[bearly]

right on the mark!............b

[TxSteve]

show up with an already filled in application (found here)
http://www.richmondjaycees.org/Downl...pplication.pdf

put in her name as your sponsor, etc.

wear inappropriate clothes; say inappropriate things.

since she is nervous...she will be mortified that one of her first recruitment attempts has gone so awry and she will be embarassed in front of her peers.

find out when the next get together is etc.

if you can get her to deny your application and tell you on the spot that you aren't 'jaycee' material...you win

[Pyromaniac]

you should read her myspace blogs for more info, eh...

[Skoob]

Fun topics you could discuss:
Abortion (you're not just pro-choice, you think every woman should have an abortion at least once)
Racism doesn't exist. It's just made up by whining minorities.
Slavery was a good thing.
The holocaust didn't happen.

[sonneti]

You could buy a can of fart spray... explain to everyone there you or the other girl have a gas problem..



Drink far too much.. spit on people as you talk.. keep making lound phone calls on your phone to sound important leaving your phone on the bar so people will see it is actually turned off.

Any chance you could get a buddy to video any of this???

[tuq]

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you should read her myspace blogs for more info, eh...

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At the very least you should post snippets of her page here if not the whole link. I get extremely annoyed at people with an agenda, particularly when she's playing with your emotions like this.

Also, review the 101 Ways to Be Annoying and implement as many as possible in that setting. The ones that would probably work best are asking people what gender they are, speaking only in a robot voice, and paying for your drinks in pennies. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[jay1313]

Turn the tables, be a representative of Jehovah's witnesses, Greenpeace, PETA or any other group where you can be obnoxious and make them feel guilty for walking the Earth and try to recruit them!

[jay1313]

Or Amway and Shaklee would be a nice twist.