Two Rooks Casino TR Part II

[centaurmyth]

I sat down to grind the Tuesday afternoon .5/$1 NLHE game with his Uncle Tony, his mom, and none other than Two-Rooks himself. I knew that this game was going to get bumped to $1/2 NL under these conditions. I couldn't figure out if it was Two Rooks or his mom rubbing my leg under the table, so I excused myself to the kitchen. So I went upstairs to see if there were any cookies left... surprisingly, his sister was home from school, so I introduced myself all polite. In her study of Anthropology, I asked her if she ever came across the mating rituals of the woolly mammoth. She blushed and smiled coyly.

I gotta put that aside, for now, cause nothing like that Tuesday afternoon shift of loose agents from the local real estate agency that drop-in on this game. Keep that bed warm, sis, I'm gonna take the poker rate when I'm done taking a nickel from your family.

The game loosened up a bit and Two Rooks shot me a mischeavous grin as he picked off floats, c-bets, and even scared out value bets with timely re-raises. I picked up 54 s in the BB with Rooks on the button. He pops it to $7 (standard), and his read on me is loose-aggro. I make it $25 to go, and he smooth calls. His mom winks at me. I don't mind her wooden leg, and who doesn't have fantasies about the denture-less BJ? I do mind that she keeps the dentures in a glass on the table, tho. I shivered and watch the flop...

Hyachachacha, the beautiful 544 flop and I bet out $75 (stack sizes eff. 1k). He makes it $300, and I feign tank, but all I can think about is his sister, Grimelda, and that rack that's waiting upstairs. So, I push. His mom puts in her teeth and smiles when he tips his hand her way. Insta-call. Aces, no good, son. I tell him he's too clever for his own good slow-playing that, and he says he knows he's gotta re-pop it pre-flop.

Make it 2 amarettos-rocks to travel, and I toss him a $5 chip for his time. A+, I'll be back.

[Paul B.]

this trip report sucks

[Five-Star]

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this trip report sucks

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because it's fake?

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