$2/5: worst beat of my life & by a State Police manhunt (long read)

[Teetster]

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OK guys... I just sent my girl to the parking garage to pick up my car - she said there's a [censored] BOOT on the car, put there by casino security, so I could be [censored] here if they know who I am...

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I was 50/50 believing you until you posted this. No way the casino boots your car.

Lets see some pictures of the backpack full of chips and boot on car.

[Superman26gt]

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I think it'd be funnier if he ran off with the chips but there was a bad beat Jackpot and he actually lost money

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LOL

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[nextgenneo]

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At this point, the details of what happened next become fairly hazy. I was so distraught over losign that money (as you can imagine) and I can't believe what I did next. I went over to the Asian guy's stack and raked it all (about 9K in chips?) into my backpack. (I carry a backpack with me at the casino for a sweatshirt, snacks, etc.) Everyone is like "WTF are you doing?" and I just [censored] RAN. The dealer started callign for a floor but I booked it out hte [censored] door and into the cold outside. I could hear people chasing after me but I was a track star in college and there was no way in hell they're catching me with this bounty in my bag.

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Best paragraph in any of this guys stories so far. A+++++++! Insta-classic

[zeroclan]

ZOMG great !!

[bulldawgblue]

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this is better than "i stabbed someone at my home poker game"

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Blasphemy.