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Old 02-24-2007, 03:25 AM
kkcountry kkcountry is offline
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Default aim conversation with friend DEEP in freeroll, spot all the beats

my friend is DEEEEEEEP in the bodog $1,500 guaranteed (22 out out of the 4,000 entered at the time of this conversation) and the following conversation occurs, please identify all beats:

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(02:00:57) friend : god
(02:01:07) me : ?
(02:01:25) friend : stephanie the girl that loves me
(02:01:30) me : yeah?
(02:01:47) me : u knocked her up?
(02:01:52) friend : is callin me crying and says i need to go get her from a party
(02:02:09) me : : (
(02:02:16) me : do u want me to play for u
(02:02:17) friend : im not leaving this game
(02:02:21) friend : haha
(02:02:21) me : i will do it for free
(02:02:31) friend : i bet you will
(02:02:36) me : srsly
(02:02:40) me : it's push fold
(02:02:51) me : its not like i'm gonna do somethin stupid
(02:02:59) me : will she touch ur tralala?
(02:03:10) friend : maybe
(02:03:17) friend : she is cryin and [censored]
(02:03:22) friend : i dont know why
(02:04:22) friend : i have to take her to get her whip at like 730 tho
(02:04:28) friend : thats terrible
(02:04:34) me : damn
(02:04:42) me : she wil def suck ur peepee then
(02:04:53) me : and she'll hafta stay over AMIRITE?
(02:05:14) me : she's crying bc there's no dude she wants to bone there
(02:05:23) me : bc she wants you do stick it in her
(02:06:23) me : u know that
(02:06:58) friend : she is cryin and bitchin
(02:07:14) friend : i told her i was playin poker
(02:07:17) friend : she hung up
(02:07:22) me : loloolololooll


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Old 02-24-2007, 03:30 AM
grando grando is offline
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Default Re: aim conversation with friend DEEP in freeroll, spot all the beats

only 1

you using the word peepee in aim convo
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:31 AM
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Default Re: aim conversation with friend DEEP in freeroll, spot all the beats

you both need to uninstall all poker programs and talk to human beings for at least a month
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:32 AM
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Default Re: aim conversation with friend DEEP in freeroll, spot all the beats

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Freeroll

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only beat I could find
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:36 AM
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Default Re: aim conversation with friend DEEP in freeroll, spot all the beats

wow. maybe bill frist was right.

lol j/k
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:43 AM
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Default Re: aim conversation with friend DEEP in freeroll, spot all the beats

Beat: The entire conversation.
Greater beat: Me reading it.
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:48 AM
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Default Re: aim conversation with friend DEEP in freeroll, spot all the beats

beat: every poor bastard who has to read this thread
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:51 AM
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beat: every poor bastard who has to read this thread

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OMG SO CLEVER
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:52 AM
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Beat: The entire conversation.
Greater beat: Me reading it.

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O WAIT MAYBE NOT
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Old 02-24-2007, 04:10 AM
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Default Re: aim conversation with friend DEEP in freeroll, spot all the beats

aim, freeroll, bodog, emo friend, peepee, may be others.
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