Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

[Howard Beale]

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Howard,

Do you know where I can find one in Nashville?

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Maybe this one. Check your local yellow pages. Key word: Acupressure, jacuzzi, body shower. The Sunday classifieds of the local paper will list massage places. They will be small. The ones that say Asian, Oriental or Acupressure are them for sure.

[M2d]

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Oddly enough, I have never worked up the courage to go into a parlor and have always opted for the AAMP's.

I think this would be different in the LA or NY area since I probably would feel safer in a actualy parlor rather then somebody's apartment.

But in the Bay Area, AAMP's are #1.









I go to one everynight now....but I call it home [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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sorry, "AAMP"? please define for the innocent. thx

[Howard Beale]

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Massages in Thailand are $5-$10 per hour, with extra services you are talking $30 in total. =)

In LA a good place to find shady massage parlors is the LA Weekly or LA Weekly Online. You can also just pull out the yellow pages and go to anything with a name like Lucky Massage or Happy Massage etc.

Vegas has tons and tons and tons of these places as well.


Howard,

Are you married? If so, how does your wife feel about these massage trips? Or do you lie? If so, have you ever been questioned or close to being caught?

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I am divorced. Here is one reason why:

Pic of ex-mother-in-law:

[Howard Beale]

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Are all Asian Massage Parlors the same way? Eg, if you walked into an "Asian Massage Parlor" in a random city cold with no read or information, would you expect to get laid?

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Yes. If the sign says 'Oriental' or 'Asian' Massage and ESPECIALLY 'Accupressure' that's the place you will get laid.


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I want to go back to this, perhaps you or someone else can clarify. Every single Asian massage parlor is for sexytime? I only ask because these things are all over the place in LA, and I often think to myself "can there really be that many bordellos around here?" If they're all for sex, that's amazing, simply amazing.

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Maybe someone from LA will chime in but if I go into any of the LA places I definitely expect to get what I'm there for.

[DoubleTwentyOne]

Is it extra if you request other "services" (ex Anal), if so, how much?

What were some of the extras you had requested?

[Howard Beale]

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Howard, does T-Pup give good Asian Massage Parlor suggestions?

Ray

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I never made it to the Mexican place he recommended but I've got it in mind to go. Now that you mention it.........

[By-Tor]

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Oddly enough, I have never worked up the courage to go into a parlor and have always opted for the AAMP's.

I think this would be different in the LA or NY area since I probably would feel safer in a actualy parlor rather then somebody's apartment.

But in the Bay Area, AAMP's are #1.









I go to one everynight now....but I call it home [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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sorry, "AAMP"? please define for the innocent. thx

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AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor

In the south bay, it will always be one of those nicer new condo complexs.

[Howard Beale]

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Is it extra if you request other "services" (ex Anal), if so, how much?

What were some of the extras you had requested?

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I'm pretty straight-forward. I just get a half and half. That's the basic thing you'll get if you go. Back in NYC, when there were sometimes 20 girls in the main room (THOSE were the days!) I just couldn't pick one so I got 2. Sometimes they'd get it on, sometimes not.

A friend of mine went to the regular place I go to and one time flipped the girl over and SIIHP. Now he's barred.

A few times I asked the girls what some weird stuff guys wanted just out of curiosity. One girl told me that one of her regulars just wanted to have her put a diaper on him and hold him like a mother holds her baby and pat him on the back until he burped. Go figure.

And then there is that dildo. I think I could've had it for free but I took a pass.

[Howard Beale]

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Oddly enough, I have never worked up the courage to go into a parlor and have always opted for the AAMP's.

I think this would be different in the LA or NY area since I probably would feel safer in a actualy parlor rather then somebody's apartment.

But in the Bay Area, AAMP's are #1.









I go to one everynight now....but I call it home [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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sorry, "AAMP"? please define for the innocent. thx

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AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor

In the south bay, it will always be one of those nicer new condo complexs.

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That's probably the way it is in NYC now. When I was there they would be in apartments or in office space above stores in places like the lower east or west side. Sometimes in some industrial building. I was never in a street level one like they have in Phoenix or LA.

[onthebutton]

HB,

Two excellent threads in like 10 days (the strip club thread was great too)---nice work, and thanks. Interesting read.

otb