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FLIP A COP YOU IDIOT.
MY NAME IS JOHN KIMBLE AND I NEED A FLIP ON STARS FOR BIG MONEY. $50 IF ANY OF YOU LITTLE GIRLS CAN AFFORD IT. MY SN IS
jbarnes49222. I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A HITLER MUSTACHE AND BE SITTING AT NL 50 TABLE AESCULAPIA. COME FIND ME SO I CAN GAMBLE OR ILL HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON MY WIFE. |
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Re: FLIP A COP YOU IDIOT.
who is your daddy and what does he do?
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Re: FLIP A COP YOU IDIOT.
POKERSTARS GAME #8562063155: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/02/22 - 01:08:32 (ET)
Table 'Aesculapia' 6-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 3: Mikey O ($50 in chips) Seat 4: jbarnes49222 ($50 in chips) Mikey O: posts small blind $0.25 jbarnes49222: posts big blind $0.50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Mikey O [9d 8c] Mikey O: raises $49.50 to $50 and is all-in jbarnes49222: calls $49.50 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [Ad Kh Td] Mikey O said, "damn" jbarnes49222 said, "oh **** me" *** TURN *** [Ad Kh Td] [9s] *** RIVER *** [Ad Kh Td 9s] [8s] Mikey O said, "yes" *** SHOW DOWN *** jbarnes49222: shows [2d 7h] (high card Ace) Mikey O: shows [9d 8c] (two pair, Nines and Eights) Mikey O collected $99 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $100 | Rake $1 Board [Ad Kh Td 9s 8s] Seat 3: Mikey O (button) (small blind) showed [9d 8c] and won ($99) with two pair, Nines and Eights Seat 4: jbarnes49222 (big blind) showed [2d 7h] and lost with high card Ace OKERSTARS GAME #8562073947: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/02/22 - 01:09:35 (ET) Table 'Aesculapia' 6-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 3: Mikey O ($99 in chips) Seat 4: jbarnes49222 ($50 in chips) jbarnes49222: posts small blind $0.25 Mikey O: posts big blind $0.50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Mikey O [4d 5d] jbarnes49222: raises $49.50 to $50 and is all-in Mikey O: calls $49.50 *** FLOP *** [4h 6d 7s] jbarnes49222 said, "6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6" *** TURN *** [4h 6d 7s] [As] *** RIVER *** [4h 6d 7s As] [3h] *** SHOW DOWN *** Mikey O: shows [4d 5d] (a straight, Three to Seven) jbarnes49222: mucks hand Mikey O collected $99 from pot Mikey O said, "oops" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $100 | Rake $1 Board [4h 6d 7s As 3h] Seat 3: Mikey O (big blind) showed [4d 5d] and won ($99) with a straight, Three to Seven Seat 4: jbarnes49222 (button) (small blind) mucked [9s 6s] |
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Re: FLIP A COP YOU IDIOT.
You want to flip with me?
If a panel of judges were to compare you and me they would come to the conclusion that you are a [censored] choir boy compared to me. A choir boy. |
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Re: FLIP A COP YOU IDIOT.
with those other guys in there i wasn't sure what the hell was going on, but i called with trash anyway. yay.
PokerStars Game #8562102494: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/02/22 - 01:12:21 (ET) Table 'Aesculapia' 6-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: societymax ($30 in chips) Seat 4: jbarnes49222 ($9.40 in chips) Seat 5: danny7up ($10.85 in chips) danny7up: posts small blind $0.25 societymax: posts big blind $0.50 JayC204: sits out shappybulla: sits out *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to societymax [9s 7d] shappybulla is sitting out bfcc joins the table at seat #6 jbarnes49222 said, "NO FLIPPING?" jbarnes49222: raises $8.90 to $9.40 and is all-in danny7up said, "wtf is that" danny7up: folds jbarnes49222 said, "leave" societymax: calls $8.90 *** FLOP *** [5h Tc Ts] danny7up said, "**" *** TURN *** [5h Tc Ts] [As] danny7up said, "f u" *** RIVER *** [5h Tc Ts As] [Ks] *** SHOW DOWN *** societymax: shows [9s 7d] (a pair of Tens) jbarnes49222: shows [Jd Ah] (two pair, Aces and Tens) jbarnes49222 collected $18.10 from pot societymax said, "aw yeah" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $19.05 | Rake $0.95 Board [5h Tc Ts As Ks] Seat 1: societymax (big blind) showed [9s 7d] and lost with a pair of Tens Seat 4: jbarnes49222 (button) showed [Jd Ah] and won ($18.10) with two pair, Aces and Tens Seat 5: danny7up (small blind) folded before Flop PokerStars Game #8562107961: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/02/22 - 01:12:53 (ET) Table 'Aesculapia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: societymax ($20.60 in chips) Seat 2: JayC204 ($10.95 in chips) Seat 4: jbarnes49222 ($18.10 in chips) Seat 5: danny7up ($10.60 in chips) bfcc will be allowed to play after the button societymax: posts small blind $0.25 JayC204: posts big blind $0.50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to societymax [Qd 4c] jbarnes49222: raises $17.60 to $18.10 and is all-in danny7up: folds societymax: raises $2.50 to $20.60 and is all-in JayC204: folds *** FLOP *** [Ks 4s Js] *** TURN *** [Ks 4s Js] [Qc] *** RIVER *** [Ks 4s Js Qc] [3s] *** SHOW DOWN *** societymax: shows [Qd 4c] (two pair, Queens and Fours) jbarnes49222: mucks hand societymax collected $34.90 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $36.70 | Rake $1.80 Board [Ks 4s Js Qc 3s] Seat 1: societymax (small blind) showed [Qd 4c] and won ($34.90) with two pair, Queens and Fours Seat 2: JayC204 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: jbarnes49222 mucked [6h 6d] Seat 5: danny7up (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) |
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Re: FLIP A COP YOU IDIOT.
I SUCK AT FLIPS.
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"Boys have penises, girls have vaginas" DUCY??
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Re: FLIP A COP YOU IDIOT.
LOLLERSKATES [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Re: FLIP A COP YOU IDIOT.
OP,
Awesome. |
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