Help me [censored] with a scammer

[NLSoldier]

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"Dear Dr Collins Goodman,

With all kindly respect and gratuitous trustworthy conduct, I would much appreciate it if you were so kind as to send me a copy of the US Today News paper which mentions me, as my reliable and honest and trust worthy newspaper boy must have missed my house that day. Sending me this article does not have any risk attached to it as all the internal reading of the article will be handled by me.

In the alternative, if you show up on my doorstep with US$17.5million in small denominations, you may gladly leave with US$1.5million for your time and efforts.

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heh this is pretty good but I dont want it to be quite so obvious that i know its a scam or he will probably not grace us with any amusing replies.

[Autocratic]

Dr. Collins,

I feel that before any transaction is made we must get to know each other as two best friends would. How has growing up with a plural name affected your social life? Holla back.

NLSoldier

[Mondogarage]

Set up a new hotmail or yahoo e-mail account, do not link it to any of your other e-mail accounts, and then do whas [censored] says. Play along. Ask for more info. Give a tiny fake piece of info or two when necessary. You can probably keep this up for six months.

Then ask him if he'll stake you in a satellite.