Social Blunders

[_brady_]

I made a little interesting social faux pas last night, and was wondering if anyone had a similar story...

Last night I was with a couple friends at a guy's house we had just met. He had a bit of a lazy eye, and when he was looking at you it was hard to tell exactly where he was looking. He also had a dog with really flabby/rolly skin, and the skin basically covered his eyes. Kind of a cool looking dog, but I forget the name of the breed.

Anyway, house owner was in another room as I am trying to get the dog's attention from across the room. I couldn't tell if the dog was looking at me or not, and as owner is walking into living room I turn to my friends and say, "I can't tell if he's looking at me or not" (obviously referring to the dog). Oops...what's my play?

[ElDuque]

Stop hanging around with cripples - that way you can insult them all you want and not worry about them being offended.

[Dynamic]

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[nubs]

Then you say to the owner "thats a crazy dog what kind of breed is it?, how well can he see etc..."

[2/325Falcon]

Follow up with: What do you think lizard eyes?


Then grab his wife's boobie and run out of the house screaming.



You could also substitute "Marty Feldman" for "lizard eyes."

[Homer]

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