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Old 02-16-2007, 04:41 PM
Slob Slob is offline
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Default Perhaps the world\'s worst poker joke

I take full responsibility for this truly awful joke!


What do incontinent poker players wear?

It “depends”.




It's terrible but it makes me laugh.
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:47 PM
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Default Re: Perhaps the world\'s worst poker joke

This joke isn't good because it doesn't apply only to poker. You could have asked "what do incontinent fisherman wear?" and used the same punchline.
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:56 PM
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Default Re: Perhaps the world\'s worst poker joke

I've always heard it:

What does oral sex with an old lady taste like?

Depends.
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:49 PM
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Default Re: Perhaps the world\'s worst poker joke

i always heard

boxers or briefs?
depends.

btw, is OP's joke geared towards the fact that every strategy poker question always includes "it depends"?
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:52 PM
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Default Re: Perhaps the world\'s worst poker joke

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