Chexx Inc. Deposits

[Messy Harry]

I just got arrested trying to deposit my Chexx check. The Feds just busted into the bank - masks on, guns drawn, etc... - and snatched me right up!

Apparently the Chexx checks are rigged with very thin GPS tracking devices implanted in the paper so they can find you. I'm in holding at a Federal dentention facililty right now. I have been granted one use of this computer to contact my attorney, but I figured I would sacrifice myself to warn you guys. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]