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Re: First time having sex, Then she breaks up with me?? wtf (boring)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Can we please ban this troll? [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Nice find. One day he has a 13 year-old daughter, and the next day he's banging the fart-happy teenager next door and crying when she dumps him. [/ QUOTE ] I sincerely hope these two threads demonstrate an inconsistency in his stories... otherwise this guy is seriously [censored] up. [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty sure that he is pretty [censored] up either way. |
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Needed to fart with her, or go anal to plug it. She was embarrassed.
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anyways im in my room doing some inverted calf kickoffs [/ QUOTE ] brag post |
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[/ QUOTE ] nice |
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I don't think she was fartin'.....just quieffing. [/ QUOTE ] OK, I had to read long enough just until I knew someone mentioned quieffing. So dude, what did you do when you thought you heard her farting? Did you start laughing. I know it can be hard to concentrate with that going on. |
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It wasn't the best story ever created, but not the worst.
C. |
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You can't do anything to make her want to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back. [/ QUOTE ] Yea, also you said you did her missionary so it definately was quieffing and not farting. C'mon man i know your horny but you have awkward bad/quick sex for the first time with her on her parents couch while she's stressing that they could walk out on you guys at any moment, and you wonder why she isn't falling for you? You don't realize it but she's probably pretty sad/upset that it went down like that. Don't tell her that you were a virgin. You may have f'd it up and should just move on, you definately can't win her back by acting like your in love with her or can't live without her, so just drop that [censored] right now, it will only seem pathetic to her. Possibly if you play it cool, say you'd really still like to hang out as friends, and get some one on one time with her where she decides your fun ect... you maybe could get pity awkward sex from her one more time. |
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nos1nos2?
jesus christ, 4 pages people...ya'll r slackin |
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Obv. BS story. Locking.
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