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Old 02-15-2007, 05:52 PM
slothinator slothinator is offline
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You were already at the 'food shopping' stage of the relationship before she told you?
Please explain.

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We were picking up a few things for my place; she just happened to be with me. I don't remember how the coversation came up, I just remember the punch line.
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:53 PM
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Where did your wife's parents grow up? This wasn't a problem for the family? How do your children deal with the taunts of "neiner neiner, you only have 7 sets of great-great-grandparents" at school?

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Her mom in Illinois, her dad in California.

LOL on the great-great-grandparents thing.
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:56 PM
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He actually only got head from her. What do you think he is? Some kind of incestuous sicko?

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Yes, because he got head from his cousin.



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I think your sarcasm meter is broken.

And that's the grossest thing I've ever heard about your in laws. Isn't that illegal or something?

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No, the sarcasm meter is working just fine. I got it, I was just playing along.

I agree, it's nasty. Yeah, it is illegal is some states. I'm not sure which ones.
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:31 PM
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I lived in a house with my cousin and his cousin (her mom's brother is married to my dad's sister) and we did it on a regular basis for a year without my cousin ever knowing.
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:40 PM
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I lived in a house with my cousin and his cousin (her mom's brother is married to my dad's sister) and we did it on a regular basis for a year without my cousin ever knowing.

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I don't think rape counts
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:43 PM
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He actually only got head from her. What do you think he is? Some kind of incestuous sicko?

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Yes, because he got head from his cousin.

At this risk of opening myself up to the full fury of OOT, my wife's parents are first cousins. I almost broke up with her on the spot (we were leaving a grocery store and getting into the car) when she told me. But it has worked out ok; we've been married for 10 years and have three children. She's normal, and so are our children.

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your parents-in-law being cousins puts your wife at slightly increased risk for genetic disease, but it doesn't increase the risk for your children.
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:53 PM
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How the hell is Arkansas blue?

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Because they actually had a problem with people doing it
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:14 PM
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Didn't read them all but this should hold rank...
During the teen years and involved in one of my various experiments with self gratification, I came home(parents house) drunk and fell asleep jackin it in my favorite bedside sock. Woke up tucked into bed, sock was never found. Thanks mom.
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:18 PM
Jihad Jihad is offline
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Dom,

When I was about 20, I was driving back from Reno with my GF's two 10-11 year old sisters in the back. They went to sleep. I got a blow job.

Jihad
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:18 PM
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Didn't read them all but this should hold rank...
During the teen years and involved in one of my various experiments with self gratification, I came home(parents house) drunk and fell asleep jackin it in my favorite bedside sock. Woke up tucked into bed, sock was never found. Thanks mom.

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I have a lot of questions about the specifics of what really happened here, but I am terrified of what the answers might be. Let's just move on.
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