So I go to a strip club. Now I feel STOOPID! (very long w/ pics)

[Howard Beale]

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serious question:

when you were getting the lap dance that was bought for you by your Mom, did you get hard? If so...how?????

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How did I hide it? Or get up from the chair?

Ok, serious answer:

This strip club was in a league by itself. I'd heard that girls were coming from foreign countries just to work at the place for a month at a time because of the ridiculous money that they were making. EACH one looked like a super-model. Even OOT would have to give each and every single one at least an 8. For this reason they didn't operate like the strip clubs most of us are used to. The girls wore evening gowns, not the typical strip club 'Fredericks' of Hollywood' stuff and they did their private dance with no touching the customers much less rubbing their crotches up against them. So it was not all that much of a turn-on. They got their customers just to see such magnificent women. Lastly, the girl I called over was a Portugese (What a woman! Young, thin, stunningly beautiful) that I'd had do dances for me many times before so I was used to her.

I wish I could fully describe the looks on both my ex's and my mothers' faces when we were seated. Their heads were rotating like the little girl in the Excorsist they were so delighted and amazed. They LOVED it.

[Howard Beale]

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pics of mom plz?

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One of these days I'll sign up with photobucket because I have some post ideas that require pictures. For now I'll have to go with Clara Peller as close enough:

[Nate.]

HB --

Nice post. Way to do your part in the casino-strip club-casino financial ecology.

--Nate

[mbillie1]

That was hillarious, great read. I would probably shoot myself before I went to a strip club with my mom though... that would redefine "uncomfortable"

[jetfish]

Good post Howard.
I agree with Nate, it's important to keep the $$$ flowing between gambling and strippers.

[Nate.]

Jetfish --

Not long ago at the CAZ 20-40, there was a guy on a cellphone loudly describing the accounting system he proposes for VIP room conduct at a certain strip joint.

In this case the money might be making a quick circuit.

--Nate

[Big Poppa Smurf]

hb,

this was a good read, but man you sound like a creepy old guy.

[samsonite2100]

Wow. Who takes their mother to a strip club? I honestly might rather lose my pinkie finger than get a lap dance in front of my mom.

[edtost]

as a general rule, pictures make any trip report exponentially more awesome.

well done sir.

[mlagoo]

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HB --

Nice post. Way to do your part in the casino-strip club-casino financial ecology.

--Nate

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hahaha.

yeah...

thats the problem about strip clubs. they are like the most brutal rake ever =/