How to smuggle booze? (on to cruise)

[Skoob]

Where's this cruise?

[testaaja]

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Where's this cruise?

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Leaves at Saturday from Helsinki and will be turning at Sweden somewhere I assume [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]. We will be back in Finland the next night.
There will be a shtload of young people there.

[Lazy Meatball]

seems like it would be easier to just grease a porter or something, but then that decreases the cost efficiency of smuggling.

[Captain Morgan]

I've done this before. Vodka and orange food coloring. You can get the color to match exactly.

[scotchnrocks]

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Finding mixers is a pain however.

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Every cruise I've ever been on had a 24-hour cafeteria with coke, oj, anything really, and all free.

OP I bought pint sized bottles, took my shoes off and loosened the laces, then stuffed the pint bottles in there and put the shoes back on loosely. Also had a bottle tied to my crotch area.

[QuadLaser]

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Mouthwash bottle is easiest way to do it. Food coloring messes up your tounge/teeth slightly but its the best way to bring large amounts on. Finding mixers is a pain however.

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I did this and would advise against it. The mouthwash taste never leaves the bottle, even after rinsing it out 500 times before loading the liquor in. Water bottles + vodka is the best, just use an exacto to take off the plastic safety seal and light tape it back on.

[J-Mac]

I took a carnival cruise earlier this year and had a water bottle filled with vodka, a water bottle filled with rum, and a snapple bottle filled with bourbon. No problems at all.

[tuq]

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I took a carnival cruise earlier this year and had a water bottle filled with vodka, a water bottle filled with rum, and a snapple bottle filled with bourbon. No problems at all.

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Exactly. Some of you guys are acting like you're trying to smuggle a dirty bomb past Jack Bauer. Every cruise I've ever heard people go on they just transferred the booze to a separate container - often the large durable plastic kind you would find for camping at places like REI - and haven't had any issues.

Besides, the tiny amounts that some of you keyboard commandos are recommending he sneak on are so small that it wouldn't be worth the trouble.

[jaffa]

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I took a carnival cruise earlier this year and had a water bottle filled with vodka, a water bottle filled with rum, and a snapple bottle filled with bourbon. No problems at all.

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Exactly. Some of you guys are acting like you're trying to smuggle a dirty bomb past Jack Bauer. Every cruise I've ever heard people go on they just transferred the booze to a separate container - often the large durable plastic kind you would find for camping at places like REI - and haven't had any issues.

Besides, the tiny amounts that some of you keyboard commandos are recommending he sneak on are so small that it wouldn't be worth the trouble.

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But smuggling should also be fun..

[T_Nasty]

If you're smuggling vodka, you can just use water bottles. Otherwise, any opaque shampoo/conditioner bottle is the way to go.

Don't listen to all this food coloring jazz. Talking to girls with green teeth isn't cool.