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Old 02-09-2007, 11:56 AM
morphball morphball is offline
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Default BBV I give you a post that sucks...

Enjoy.

Pokerstars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em

morphball $53'ish
UTG+1 $67'ish
Btn $45'ish

Dealt to morphball 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

SB posts, BB posts, 1 fold, UTG+1 raise to $1.50, 2 folds, morphball calls $1.50, 1 fold, Btn calls $1.50; blinds fold

Pot $5.25 Flop is K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

UTG+1 checks, morphball checks, btn checks

Pot is $5.25 Turn [K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

UTG+1 checks, morphball checks, Btn checks

Pot is $5.25 River [K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

UTG+1 checks, morphball checks, Btn bets $1, UTG+1 folds, morphball calls

morphball shows 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and has three of kind sixes;

Btn shows 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and has a straight 8 high

Btn wins about $7

Beat: I didn't realize I flopped a set

Brag: I still didn't realize I had a set on the river and called only for showdown value, and thereby saved money

Variance: I lost ~$2

Wait this post doesn't suck enough, so let's give it some more BBV

Brag: I can play lots of tables;

Beat: Apparantly not that well;

Variance: You're still reading this post

What, you want more suckage? Okay, here it comes

Brag: I pulled out all but $500 from Pokerstars when the Neteller [censored] went down, I promptly ran that down to $250 by sucking at $25NL 6-max, I stopped sucking and am now rolled for the $50 games

Beat: I over-reacted to the Neteller arrests and now am playing games that really aren't worth it

Variance: What it do?
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:05 PM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
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Default Re: BBV I give you a post that sucks...

Btn played this almost as terribly as you and presumadly he knew what he had.
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