If the Brandi saga were a Musical

[Mike_Hunt]

This is my list of possible songs in "Never Trust Anyone, The Musical."

Please feel free to add songs, or make changes.


1. Cute Girl at the Table
2. Immediate Tourney Success
3. The Captain Will Back You
4. The Strange Sensation I Feel on my Back
5. Captain Tom - Give Me Back My Money
6. Maybe Dutch Boyd Can Fix All My Problems
7. Newhizzle Doesn't Get Laid, but he Does Get Screwed
8. Lie To Me
9. Someday She Will Fly
10. Stripping for Cash
11. Suicide by Toaster in the Bathtub

[Pudge714]

Blackjack?

[Wires]

Blackjack?

Without a doubt. Profile is almost the same - poker, golf, has a kid, sports angle...

And of course the Brandi obsession begins to rear its head. The sad thing is that it isn't even enjoyable or witty. Very weak sauce. Even his new screen name screams 12 year old.

I wonder how his kid is going to adjust when he exceeds his father's intelligence at 10 years old. Kind of an "I am Sam" thing going on here.

Is there a bounty on this guys head?

[Dids]

BINGO.

BANZOR.

BONGO.