"Best" thing you've ever said - Page 3

Jimihat316 · #21 02-08-2007, 01:32 AM

I was playing mini-golf with my ex-gf. Some 9 year old came up to me while I was having a cigarette and he said "Why are you smoking? Don't you know it's bad for you?"

I replied, "Because it's COOL! All the cool kids are doing it!"

boomshakalaka · #22 02-08-2007, 01:47 AM

my brothesr freind was driving us home because we got a flat. She has a son, he was with us. He is probably 6 or 7. As we drive past devon on western, this being the center of the indian/middle eastern neighborhood in chicago, I strike up a conversation with the lil one..

me: Hey, [lil ones name].

lil one: yah?

me: know who lives here?

lil one: who?

me: aladin.

metsmaniac823 · #23 02-08-2007, 01:48 AM

Coming out of the theater after seeing Spiderman 2 and passing people waiting in line for next showing:

"Wasn't it weird how Spiderman died at the end?"

I saw one kid clutch his mother's arm tightly after he heard that. Ahhhhh, youth.

boomshakalaka · #24 02-08-2007, 01:55 AM

"come on, it wont bite you, I promise... just give it a lil kiss.."

relaxwithtrudy · #25 02-08-2007, 02:08 AM

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I invented Ebonics so I guess I've said a lot of great things.

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that made me laugh for serious

MasterLJ · #26 02-08-2007, 02:46 AM

This collection of IRC conversations tops anything any of you have ever said (yes, I know it's old):

http://bash.org/?top

Jeff_B · #27 02-08-2007, 02:52 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Coming out of the theater after seeing Spiderman 2 and passing people waiting in line for next showing:

"Wasn't it weird how Spiderman died at the end?"

I saw one kid clutch his mother's arm tightly after he heard that. Ahhhhh, youth.

[/ QUOTE ]

Similiar...
My and two other people were on a roller coaster.. the car seats 4 but we only had 3...

We were getting off and this little kid in line was like hey is it scary and my body goes well we started with 4 and they kid just started crying and told his parents he didn't want to go...
I think he scarred him.

_TKO_ · #28 02-08-2007, 04:04 AM

[ QUOTE ]
This collection of IRC conversations tops anything any of you have ever said (yes, I know it's old):

http://bash.org/?top

[/ QUOTE ]

Got this far:

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh [censored]!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

KentuckyWildcats · #29 02-08-2007, 04:13 AM

[ QUOTE ]
my brothesr freind was driving us home because we got a flat. She has a son, he was with us. He is probably 6 or 7. As we drive past devon on western, this being the center of the indian/middle eastern neighborhood in chicago, I strike up a conversation with the lil one..

me: Hey, [lil ones name].

lil one: yah?

me: know who lives here?

lil one: who?

me: aladin.

[/ QUOTE ]
hilarious

mrmr · #30 02-08-2007, 04:28 AM

Eating lunch in a hospital cafeteria, a stranger next to me gets up with a dollar in hand and heads toward the soda machines. He comes back a moment later with no soda, and no dollar.

Stranger: "That machine blows."

Me, after looking briefly at the machines: "You'd think there'd be a longer line."

Stranger #2 laughs so hard he falls out of his chair.