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Old 02-05-2007, 06:05 AM
apefish apefish is offline
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Default Re: Lost over 2K on the Super Bowl and my girlfriend too

This thread is only just starting to realize its potential.
Which will build to a bigger climax? This thread or OP's girlfriend last night?
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Old 02-05-2007, 06:33 AM
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Default Re: Lost over 2K on the Super Bowl and my girlfriend too

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your life is sad

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Um, you can't be serious. You're telling someone their life is sad when you are on a message board telling them their life is sad? I sense some irony. If you want to fight I am sure we can set something up.

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You're threatening someone on an internet message board after they correctly point out what a pathetic little bitch you are for posting your sob story of blowing a bunch of money on blackjack because you're crying over your girl ASSUMING she dumped you because she didn't return your phone calls?

I think you are the King of Pathetic Mountain, sir.

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shouldn't you be hitch-hiking to NYC?

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Why would I do that? I have a car.

P.S. In all serious SOMEONE [censored] GET THIS COMPUTER FROM ME ALREADY.
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:02 PM
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Default Re: Lost over 2K on the Super Bowl and my girlfriend too

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your life is sad

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Um, you can't be serious. You're telling someone their life is sad when you are on a message board telling them their life is sad? I sense some irony. If you want to fight I am sure we can set something up.

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You're threatening someone on an internet message board after they correctly point out what a pathetic little bitch you are for posting your sob story of blowing a bunch of money on blackjack because you're crying over your girl ASSUMING she dumped you because she didn't return your phone calls?

I think you are the King of Pathetic Mountain, sir.

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Yeah, I think I need some advice from a chick. What do you think I should do Nath?
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:06 PM
ALReturnsLOL ALReturnsLOL is offline
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Default Re: Lost over 2K on the Super Bowl and my girlfriend too

someone plz put a NSFW on this [censored] plz.


I just wanna tell you all that I am in a public [censored] school library and I am all of a sudden looking at two old ass [censored]. Just gross, hot chick is sitting next to me I think she saw. [censored] me to tears
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:19 PM
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Default Re: Lost over 2K on the Super Bowl and my girlfriend too

beat: only losing 2k, come back when its a real number
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Old 02-05-2007, 06:26 PM
JasonMcAuley JasonMcAuley is offline
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Default Re: Lost over 2K on the Super Bowl and my girlfriend too

Yeah, I was looking at this thread at work... The picture really caught me off guard
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Old 02-05-2007, 06:27 PM
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Default Re: Lost over 2K on the Super Bowl and my girlfriend too

if you see something nsfw, report it and it will be changed within like 5 min...otherwise it basically gets changed whenever I get around to reading the thread which could be a while (or not at all).
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Old 02-05-2007, 06:32 PM
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Default Re: Lost over 2K on the Super Bowl and my girlfriend too

Hasn't this "girl" lolustd posted like pictures of 4 different people saying it's her now, or am I thinking of someone else? Or has she ever shown proof these are her and not just rips from the internets?
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Old 02-05-2007, 06:56 PM
lambchop_FT lambchop_FT is offline
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Default Re: Lost over 2K on the Super Bowl and my girlfriend too

OP,

One of the following is true:

A. She's not your real girlfriend, she's just some chick in your group of friends that you cry yourself to sleep over every nite b/c you are too afaid to try and [censored] her.

B. You are secretly gay with a coverup girlfriend and you are taking this so lightly b/c you wish you were in her place.

C. You are the biggest pussy on the planet. Being known as the psycho boyfriend that hunts his girlfriend down with the intent of chopping off the dick of the guy she's with is better than being the little bitch everyone snickers at b/c everyone knows his girlfriend is [censored] the whole city but him.

Also, judging by your story,

(# of times you two have been out drinking) - (# of these times she has come home with you) < (# of [censored] she's sucked since you've been together)
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Old 02-05-2007, 06:57 PM
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Default Re: Lost over 2K on the Super Bowl and my girlfriend too

LOL BJaments.
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