Anyone catch Craig ferguson after super bowl? Funny quotes

[biggamer3]

He was live in Miami after the game, and was really funny.

I have never even bothered watching his show, but here were off the top of my head some the the quotes.

"You know i feel bad for the guy in the Manning family who cant play football, you know, or i guess if he cant play football, he can play for the Giants"

"Paris Hilton's former flame was here in Miami, The Chicago Bears"

"You know when you travel so much, you will eventually end up spending the night in the Hilton"

"The Bears scored early but ending up with an unhappy result, This is pretty much like my dates, i get to score early, they leave with an unhappy result, And they still get paid"


Funny stuff

[MikeyPatriot]

I caught some of this show. These awful quotes sum up this awful show.

[-sk00lb0y-]

I think he is one of the best late night comedians

[Chrisman886]

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I think he is one of the worst late night Scots

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[dlk9s]

Cutting-edge Paris Hilton humor.

[Bork]

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I think he is one of the best late night comedians

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