Beat: My Mom Is Not Gobbomom

[stealthmunk]

So I went to college (lol). Don't really wanna go, just kinda went to bs a court n I got all my charges dropped with fallouts from fights with my parents.

yes, obv not many classes and failing/dropping out of my 2nd college. Silly me left my passport back at the house. Call mother to ask if she could mail it to me or if I could go pick it up. She said she wouldn't help me throw my life away. Stating I obviously suck at poker because I lost the east coast championships AND atlantis (huge sample size, yo.) Actually, she said I suck at live poker, because I hate people and can't read them. (lol, live donkaments)

So I guess going to Europe in March might be a no go.

suicide...seriously.

Summary
Beat: College
Brag: I won like 50k at college.
Beat: I was being backed n teamed up with a donk n am still pretty busto.
Brag: I can be staked in the EPT donkaments!
Beat: My mom ganked my passport and I don't have birth certificate to get a new one and obv no car to go to New York where I was born, holla!

Variance: My mom is not gobbomom =/



SO WHAT IT DO BBV
HOW MANY OF U HAVE HAD UR LIFE STOLEN BY THE DEVIL THAT GAVE BIRTH TO YOU?

/end rant.
pz.

[EmpireMaker2]

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So I went to college (lol). Don't really wanna go, just kinda went to bs a court n I got all my charges dropped with fallouts from fights with my parents.

yes, obv not many classes and failing/dropping out of my 2nd college. Silly me left my passport back at the house. Call mother to ask if she could mail it to me or if I could go pick it up. She said she wouldn't help me throw my life away. Stating I obviously suck at poker because I lost the east coast championships AND atlantis (huge sample size, yo.) Actually, she said I suck at live poker, because I hate people and can't read them. (lol, live donkaments)

So I guess going to Europe in March might be a no go.

suicide...seriously.

Summary
Beat: College
Brag: I won like 50k at college.
Beat: I was being backed n teamed up with a donk n am still pretty busto.
Brag: I can be staked in the EPT donkaments!
Beat: My mom ganked my passport and I don't have birth certificate to get a new one and obv no car to go to New York where I was born, holla!

Variance: My mom is not gobbomom =/



SO WHAT IT DO BBV
HOW MANY OF U HAVE HAD UR LIFE STOLEN BY THE DEVIL THAT GAVE BIRTH TO YOU?

/end rant.
pz.

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U gotta start running ur household, not listening to ur dumb parents

[nath]

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U gotta stop being such a degenerate and blowing through anything you win so you can take control of your own life

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[bones]

EM2 killed his parents a few years back after his dad casually mentioned pokertracker at the dinner table.

[0evg0]

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EM2 killed his parents a few years back after his dad casually mentioned pokertracker at the dinner table.

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i read the first half of this sentence and secretly wished it would end involving PT. you did not disappoint.

nh

[Enzyme]

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Variance: My mom is not gobbomom =/


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There is still hope that your dad is gobbodad though.

[Split Suit]

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EM2 killed his parents a few years back after his dad casually mentioned pokertracker at the dinner table.

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LAOWALWOALWAOWLAWOALOL. fantastic