This piece of news ruined upcoming weekend for me.

[Lazy Meatball]

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"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

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unless Mr. Lambrecht speaks iguanese or can read minds, this is perhaps one of the dumbest statements i've ever heard..."yea, no problem, he won't feel a thing or even notice, we're sure of it"

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I'm pretty sure the vet is correct in proclaiming that the iguana indeed does not know what amputation means. Besides, if the thing has been hanging out for a week and Mozart still hasn't put it to good use, he never will.

[JJNJustin]

Just show him some photos of some ugly iguana women and it should go down...

-J

[Los Feliz Slim]

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Just show him some photos of some ugly iguana women and it should go down...

-J

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"Roseanne Barr naked...works every time."

[wheel son]

ouch

[AntonHeat]

wtf they have 2 dicks? dam thats like crazy [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[Borodog]

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did nobody even try to masturbate the iguana?

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<font color="orange">Gold</font>.

[cuadpi]

Awww, poor little creature. I've probably had too much wine, but this makes me sad.

Edited to add: How do they know this is actually bothering him?

[Austiger]

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The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.


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Mozart, I've got good news and bad news...