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Old 01-27-2007, 08:21 PM
theJoblessWobbly theJoblessWobbly is offline
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Default Post Stories of a Fight You Were In

Mine is kind of tame, but all my fights occur in the gym.

Last night I got to "fight" a member of the Israeli national Judo team, who holds a black belt, obv. You might remember him as the guy the Iranian competitor refused to fight in the 2004 Olympics because of conflicts of religion (he hated Jews).

I lose.
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Old 01-27-2007, 08:31 PM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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Default Re: Post Stories of a Fight You Were In

tJW,

Your "fight story" is neither a story nor involves a fight.

Discuss.
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Old 01-27-2007, 08:36 PM
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Default Re: Post Stories of a Fight You Were In

I lose.


how bad?
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Old 01-27-2007, 08:41 PM
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Default Re: Post Stories of a Fight You Were In

wouldn't he WANT to fight a jew who he hates?
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Old 01-27-2007, 08:43 PM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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Default Re: Post Stories of a Fight You Were In

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wouldn't he WANT to fight a jew who he hates?

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I'm guessing shame of getting ass kicked > benefit of kicking ass.

Therefore he uses this lame excuse to get out of it.
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Old 01-27-2007, 08:53 PM
MuresanForMVP MuresanForMVP is offline
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Default Re: Post Stories of a Fight You Were In

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Mine is kind of tame, but all my fights occur in the gym.

Last night I got to "fight" a member of the Israeli national Judo team, who holds a black belt, obv. You might remember him as the guy the Iranian competitor refused to fight in the 2004 Olympics because of conflicts of religion (he hated Jews).

I lose.

[/ QUOTE ]

Decent thread topic, horrible OP.
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Old 01-27-2007, 09:21 PM
oyesmoreofthis oyesmoreofthis is offline
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Default Re: Post Stories of a Fight You Were In

no. this thread is going nowhere. threads suck where its just a bunch of people bragging about how tough they are and how they kicked some guys ass. the internet tough guy. nobody wants to read that crap.

the only good fight i read about online was that guy a while back here in oot who was probably a troll, and said how he completed one of his college goals by beating someone up, even though he kind of cheated because he snuck up on some unsuspecting kid in the dorms and sprayed him with pepper spray first. what a good one. anyway, thread over.
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Old 01-27-2007, 09:22 PM
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Default Re: Post Stories of a Fight You Were In

I was working on the front desk of my family's Quality Inn years ago, got a call from a guest who was being harassed by a drunk.

Went to her room, there was a very big and very drunk guy pounding on her door. I asked if he was a guest, he held out a room key with the number so I couldn't see it.

I reach for the key, he takes an ultra-slow motion swing at me (as I said, he was really drunk).

I duck his punch and hit him twice in the face. He goes down.

He tries to get back up and I hit him again, breaking his nose. Blood goes everywhere.

The police come (I'd asked the women trapped in her room to call them) and refuse to arrest the fat drunk. They threaten, however, to arrest me for punching the guy. It takes some time just to convince them that I can throw the troublemaker out of the motel.


Cliff's Notes

Me : 1
Fat Drunk : 0
Police are Idiots
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Old 01-27-2007, 09:31 PM
Golden_Rhino Golden_Rhino is offline
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Anyone even dreams of kicking my ass, they better wake up and apologize.

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Old 01-27-2007, 09:36 PM
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Default Re: Post Stories of a Fight You Were In

In the fourth grade I beat up an asthmatic kid with a plate in his head.

Hey, I pick my battles.
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