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F this MF\'n POS F\'n Horseshi*t co** gobbling ass burglar GAME!
Beat:
CO in first 2 hands is the worst player on earth, and I can't beat him, so I am now the worst player on earth. The AA<AA just about made me go pick fights with horsecops. Brag: I still might fight horsecops tonight after I get drunk Variance: Horsecops are pretty tough ******* Hand 1 ******** Poker Stars No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 9 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $62.90 UTG+1: $101.90 MP1: $139.80 MP2: $61.50 MP3: $103.90 CO: $43 Button: $97.65 Hero: $104.10 BB: $100 Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $2</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $13</font>, BB folds, CO calls. Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($27, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $45</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in $30</font>. Uncalled bets: $15 returned to Hero. Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($87, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $87) River: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($87, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $87) Results: Final pot: $87 <font color="#ffffff">CO showed Tc Qd</font> <font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Ad Ah</font> ******* Hand 2 ******** Poker Stars No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 9 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $139.80 UTG+1: $61.50 MP1: $103.90 MP2: $78 MP3: $97.65 Hero: $68.90 Button: $98.50 SB: $60.90 BB: $101.90 Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is CO with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $5</font>, 4 folds, MP2 calls. Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($12.5, 2 players) MP2 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $8</font>, MP2 calls. Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($28.5, 2 players) MP2 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $15</font>, MP2 calls. River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($58.5, 2 players) MP2 checks, Hero checks. Results: Final pot: $58.5 <font color="#ffffff">MP2 showed Qd Kd</font> <font color="#ffffff">Hero mucks 5h 4h</font> ******* Hand 3 ******** Poker Stars No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 9 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $53.80 UTG+1: $95.50 MP1: $115.85 MP2: $106.20 Hero: $113.35 CO: $71.30 Button: $100 SB: $99 BB: $181.70 Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP3 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG calls, 2 folds, MP2 calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $9</font>, 4 folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $22</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $113.35</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in $31.8</font>. Uncalled bets: $59.55 returned to Hero. Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($-48.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $110.1) Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($-48.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $110.1) River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($-48.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $110.1) Results: Final pot: $-48.8 <font color="#ffffff">UTG showed Ac Ah</font> <font color="#ffffff">Hero mucks As Ad</font> ******* Hand 4 ******** Poker Stars No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.25/$0.50 6 players Converter Stack sizes: CO: $71.3 Button: $100 Hero: $99 UTG: $37.55 UTG+1: $31.85 CO: $30 Button: $43.55 Hero: $48.75 BB: $81.10 Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $2</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $7.5</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises all-in $31.85</font>, Hero calls. Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($64.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $64.7) Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($64.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $64.7) River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($64.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $64.7) Results: Final pot: $64.7 <font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 showed 9h 9d</font> <font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Kd Kh</font> ******* Hand 6 ******** Poker Stars No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.25/$0.50 2 players Converter Stack sizes: CO: $30 Button: $43.55 Hero: $48.75 BB: $81.1 CO: $71.3 Button: $100 Hero: $99 Hero: $63.75 BB: $75.10 Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in $75.1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $61.75</font>. Uncalled bets: $13.1 returned to BB. Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($124, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $124) Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($124, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $124) River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($124, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $124) Results: Final pot: $124 <font color="#ffffff">BB showed Ah Kh</font> |
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Re: F this MF\'n POS F\'n Horseshi*t co** gobbling ass burglar GAME!
Standarggggggggg
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Re: F this MF\'n POS F\'n Horseshi*t co** gobbling ass burglar GAME!
I see whats happening, you don't have the best hand at the end. You should fix that first.
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Re: F this MF\'n POS F\'n Horseshi*t co** gobbling ass burglar GAME!
lol at hand 3 I have had that done before to me in a home tourney and wasnt real happy.
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