irrational and sudden impulses you'd never really do

[DING-DONG YO]

Mine aren't violent, but more anti-social. Like in many work situations (I work in an extremely stuffy, humorless environment), I often have to urge to just start saying nonsensical things and yelling. Like "THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA, BWORHARARARHYCHCYHCYAY WHAT THE [censored] ARE YOU THINKING SHIRLOCK?", then take off my shoe and throw a sweaty sock at them.

I also want to say things when people start getting passive-aggressive in my office, as they often do. Nothing ever gets said straight, everybody has to tip toe and walk on eggshells with each other. I want to say "just come right and tell me how you really feel [censored]? Let's just do it if you got the balls, bitch?"

Anyone else have these work related urges?

I like this thread.

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Everytime i am holding a firearm, i get the urge/desire to kill someone. It almost scares me sometimes when im in this spot, because i could, right then, if i really wanted to.

[MattSuspect]

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Jumping in front of the subway and ending it all.

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And snarling up everyone else's commute? Dick.

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I know man! Thats why I don't do it, that and the subway operator. I'm still alive today because im so nice. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Bodhisattva]

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Jumping in front of the subway and ending it all.

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And snarling up everyone else's commute? Dick.

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I know man! Thats why I don't do it, that and the subway operator. I'm still alive today because im so nice. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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See thats the reason that i would want to do it, knowing i'm going out in such graphic fashion AND [censored] everybody right in the ass.

[brinks]

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I have the general vague impulse of wanting commit suicide pretty much daily.

Ray

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Yeah, but the drugs help right?, at least thats how i cope.

[asofel]

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Mine aren't violent, but more anti-social. Like in many work situations (I work in an extremely stuffy, humorless environment), I often have to urge to just start saying nonsensical things and yelling. Like "THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA, BWORHARARARHYCHCYHCYAY WHAT THE [censored] ARE YOU THINKING SHIRLOCK?", then take off my shoe and throw a sweaty sock at them.

I also want to say things when people start getting passive-aggressive in my office, as they often do. Nothing ever gets said straight, everybody has to tip toe and walk on eggshells with each other. I want to say "just come right and tell me how you really feel [censored]? Let's just do it if you got the balls, bitch?"

Anyone else have these work related urges?

I like this thread.

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When something's been said for the 10th time in a 12 minute span, I want to stand up and scream "ARE YOU REALLY [censored] SERIOUS OR IS THIS SOME HIDDEN CAMERA TEST!!!! JESUS H CHRIST."

And, thank you.

[KidLifeCrisis]

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taking a baby and running away

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I lol'd [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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i think there are three levels of people
a) people who dont have any crazy thoughts like this, they are probably kinda dumb
b) people like us
c) people who cant control them, they are crazy

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I like the way you think, this comforts me.

[DING-DONG YO]

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Mine aren't violent, but more anti-social. Like in many work situations (I work in an extremely stuffy, humorless environment), I often have to urge to just start saying nonsensical things and yelling. Like "THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA, BWORHARARARHYCHCYHCYAY WHAT THE [censored] ARE YOU THINKING SHIRLOCK?", then take off my shoe and throw a sweaty sock at them.

I also want to say things when people start getting passive-aggressive in my office, as they often do. Nothing ever gets said straight, everybody has to tip toe and walk on eggshells with each other. I want to say "just come right and tell me how you really feel [censored]? Let's just do it if you got the balls, bitch?"

Anyone else have these work related urges?

I like this thread.

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When something's been said for the 10th time in a 12 minute span, I want to stand up and scream "ARE YOU REALLY [censored] SERIOUS OR IS THIS SOME HIDDEN CAMERA TEST!!!! JESUS H CHRIST."

And, thank you.

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or when I say something and someone (OK, everyone) who hasn't been paying attention because they're too busy waiting for their own turn to talk basically says the same thing I just said.

[RayPowers]

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Yeah, but the drugs help right?, at least thats how i cope.

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I'm a lamo straight edge. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Ray

[Kimbell175113]

Nothing in this thread was new to me. I get at least one of these every day.