Mile High Club: Anyone a member?

[manUfan]

be honest. what % of guys would you two have joined were you to deem the experience physically possible with space limitations considered?

[asb165]

I had some of the most unsatisfying sex of my life with my then girlfriend (now wife) in the bathroom of a 777 on an overnight flight to London.

Everyone was asleep on the plane, no one noticed, and it was cramped and awkward.

Overrated, but at least it gave me a story to tell on an internet board.

[rageotones]

i think about this everytime i take a piss on an airplane. not so much of how i want to do it, but the logistics, and if i could actually make it happen in that space.

[octopi]

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be honest. what % of guys would you two have joined were you to deem the experience physically possible with space limitations considered?

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I don't know, to tell you the truth! It was a 747-300 so figure about 1% of 500 people? She was a free spirit hippie-dippy kind of girl so she might have been up for it, but she wasn't a super close friend. This guy in particular had huge balls for asking, too bad he was such a huge ass as well. Plus, whisky dick? We'd been drinking a while.

What are the official rules of a successful mile high join up? Does it have to be someone you met onboard? Do both people have to get off? Can you just stick it in like a flag and claim your conquest? It seems like the logistics of timing it right and fitting people in there would make just trying reward enough.

[SoloAJ]

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I had some of the most unsatisfying sex of my life with my then girlfriend (now wife) in the bathroom of a 777 on an overnight flight to London.

Everyone was asleep on the plane, no one noticed, and it was cramped and awkward.

Overrated, but at least it gave me a story to tell on an internet board.

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And as lackluster as that story is...I'm jealous. Like most sexual encounters in life, I'm guessing that milehigh sex is just as overrated once you actually do it.

[cbloom]

Why would anyone think "mile high sex" would be good? Airplanes are [censored] disgusting and it's an awkward space, of course it's going to suck. I prefer alleys and parks.

Once flying to France I sat next to this blazing hot French chick and we flirted the whole way, but she wouldn't go to the bathroom with me, WTF. We were both on our way to see our girlfriends; that's the only time I'd bother with it, when it's your only shot.

Nailing a stewardess in an airplane bathroom would be hot.

[SoloAJ]

I'm not sure I understand your distinguishing of a fellow flyer vs. a stewardess.....

I realize it is more "dreamlike" or whatever with the stewardess...but it would still be cramped as hell....

FWIW I would do it, but it isn't something I would be terribly disappointed not doing before I die. Hell, I've only flown twice.

[Sponger.]

Does jacking off on an airplane count? Cause uh, a friend of mine did that once, yeaaaa....

[SoloAJ]

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Does jacking off on an airplane count? Cause uh, a friend of mine did that once, yeaaaa....

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If he did it in the seat I would count it for its brazenness...

If it was in the bathroom it is just kinda weird.

[cbloom]

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I realize it is more "dreamlike" or whatever with the stewardess...but it would still be cramped as hell....


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Well, yeah, pretty much the only point of the whole thing is for the fantasy+storytelling aspect.