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Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
Man the high-stakes limit forum does not have a lot of posting going on.
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Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
The correct way to play against Pasterbator is to 3 bet him every other hand just to piss off the very angry slavic man sitting between you and him.
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Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
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Man the high-stakes limit forum does not have a lot of posting going on. [/ QUOTE ] Look at mid-high shorthanded it gets much more traffic because most people play short handed. |
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Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
First session after modding my AHK script.........
first rigged beat, end up in table with two 2+2ers second rigged beat, forget which button is check PokerStars Game #8020765961: Tournament #40969262, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/01/19 - 16:06:32 (ET) Table '40969262 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: wushuplaya (1500 in chips) Seat 2: 0evg0 (1500 in chips) Seat 3: Daleroxxu (1500 in chips) Seat 4: Luisgallo (1500 in chips) Seat 5: Zeus2133 (1500 in chips) Seat 6: erik910 (1500 in chips) Seat 7: dcjigga (1500 in chips) Seat 8: depalmern (1500 in chips) Seat 9: english mo (1500 in chips) 0evg0: posts small blind 10 Daleroxxu: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Daleroxxu [2s 8d] Daleroxxu said, "holla" Luisgallo said, "he" Luisgallo: folds Zeus2133: calls 20 erik910: folds dcjigga: folds depalmern: folds Daleroxxu said, "<--- 16 tabling bot" english mo: folds wushuplaya: calls 20 0evg0: folds 0evg0 said, "<--- lazy 12 tabler" Daleroxxu said, "word" 0evg0 said, "<--- in the middle of getting ****ed" Luisgallo said, "lap top 4 tabler!" Daleroxxu: checks *** FLOP *** [8c 3s Kh] 0evg0 said, "laptop here too" 0evg0 said, "lol, if you're 4-tabling" Luisgallo said, "running badly lately" Daleroxxu: checks 0evg0 said, "why didnt you just wait till i finished registering" Zeus2133: checks wushuplaya: checks *** TURN *** [8c 3s Kh] [7h] 0evg0 said, "youre like at all my tables" Daleroxxu: checks Zeus2133: bets 20 0evg0 said, "good game selection" wushuplaya: folds Luisgallo said, "ahahah" Daleroxxu: calls 20 *** RIVER *** [8c 3s Kh 7h] [Qc] Daleroxxu: bets 1460 and is all-in Zeus2133: calls 1460 and is all-in Daleroxxu said, "[censored] !!!!" *** SHOW DOWN *** Daleroxxu: shows [2s 8d] (a pair of Eights) Zeus2133: shows [As Ks] (a pair of Kings) Daleroxxu said, "wrong but" Zeus2133 collected 3030 from pot 0evg0 said, "not to be rude, but are you getting better at these?" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 3030 | Rake 0 Board [8c 3s Kh 7h Qc] Seat 1: wushuplaya (button) folded on the Turn Seat 2: 0evg0 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 3: Daleroxxu (big blind) showed [2s 8d] and lost with a pair of Eights Seat 4: Luisgallo folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: Zeus2133 showed [As Ks] and won (3030) with a pair of Kings Seat 6: erik910 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: dcjigga folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: depalmern folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: english mo folded before Flop (didn't bet) |
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Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
blinds were 600/1200 on bubble, 800/1600 3 handed with 13500 total chips on teh table
jdub5498: man you have no talent trust me you are the only one that doesnt notice it but all in everytime is so fun!!! wieeeeeeeeee!!!!!! |
#1076
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Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
Eagles, you are supposed to bet the flop/push the river or NOT HAVE THE Kh.
Wiggs, HU4ROLLZZZ!?!? Everyone at 2/4 today, STOP [censored] TURNING/RIVERING THE NUTZ AGAINST ME I HATE YOU. |
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Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)
SB ($330.70) BB ($125.20) Hero ($394) MP ($431) Button ($620.20) Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $16</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $16, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $12. Flop: ($50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $40</font>, Button calls $40, BB folds. Turn: ($130) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $100</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $338</font>, Button calls $238. River: ($806) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $806 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has Ac Tc (flush, ace high). Button has 9h 9d (four of a kind, nines). Outcome: Button wins $806. </font> The beat here is that he didnt have A4o, [censored] rr me everytime from the button. PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) UTG ($377.30) MP ($690.20) Hero ($1232.50) Button ($394) SB ($396) BB ($533.10) Preflop: Hero is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $36</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $24. Flop: ($78) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $54</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $189</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $358</font>, Hero calls $169. Turn: ($794) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: ($794) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $794 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has 9s Ts (one pair, queens). Button has Kc Ad (two pair, kings and queens). Outcome: Button wins $794. </font> PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) MP ($659.95) CO ($365.40) Button ($230.20) SB ($543.60) Hero ($387) UTG ($558) Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $16</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $56</font>, SB calls $40. Flop: ($112) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $79</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $158</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $331</font>, SB calls $173. Turn: ($774) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: ($774) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: $774 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> SB has Ts Td (three of a kind, tens). Hero has Kc Kh (one pair, kings). Outcome: SB wins $774. </font> Yes, this hand is standard against this guy. NICE RIVER COCKRAG. PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) UTG ($467.75) MP ($828.15) CO ($941.50) Button ($453.70) Hero ($406) BB ($311.60) Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $12</font>, BB calls $8. Flop: ($24) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $20</font>, BB calls $20. Turn: ($64) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, BB checks. River: ($64) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $55</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $224</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $374</font>, BB calls $55.60 (All-In). Final Pot: $717.60 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has As Ks (flush, ace high). BB has 6d 6s (full house, sixes full of fives). Outcome: BB wins $623.20. Hero wins $94.40. </font> Guy is aggro as hell. I hate poker. PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) MP ($508.05) CO ($394) Button ($896.30) Hero ($575.80) BB ($507) UTG ($589.10) Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $16</font>, BB calls $12. Flop: ($32) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $24</font>, BB calls $24. Turn: ($80) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $50</font>, Hero calls $50. River: ($180) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $116</font>, Hero calls $116. Final Pot: $412 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has Qc Qs (two pair, queens and tens). BB has Ts Kh (three of a kind, tens). Outcome: BB wins $412. </font> Im so good at poker. |
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Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
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Wiggs, HU4ROLLZZZ!?!? [/ QUOTE ] I accept your challenge. Ok, the deal is this. We'll play 1 $5 HU SNG, if you win you win my roll, if I win I win your roll. Obviously this is fair. Let me know if you're down. |
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Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
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I hooked up my xbox 360 to the monitor. The problem is when I play I no sound comes through. Is there anyway to hook up external sound device to the monitor? I have a Dell 2407FPW [/ QUOTE ] You do realise that a Dell 2407 doesn't have any speakers? There should be holes in your Xbox 360 that you can plug just about any set of speakers in there. Either RCA or a 3.5mm headphone jack is likely. |
#1080
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Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
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[ QUOTE ] Man the high-stakes limit forum does not have a lot of posting going on. [/ QUOTE ] Look at mid-high shorthanded it gets much more traffic because most people play short handed. [/ QUOTE ] I posted in a thread over an hour ago, and no one has posted since. |
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