doctor cuts off mans penis

[Duke]

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The real question is would you rather have a super huge penis with an elbow or 2 arms?

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Let me think about this. Hrmmm. OK I'll take the penis.

[solids]

wow. this is one of the few times i think murder would be appropriate for revenge.

[pokerraja]

how is this doctor not going to prison for this?

[Matt Flynn]

No prison? Aggravated assault, mutilation, dismemberment, vengeful hacking....

[belgianbeerlover]

Geez- I wonder who had to give him the good news when he woke up?

[SixT4]

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Geez- I wonder who had to give him the good news when he woke up?

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"Yes, well the good news is that we fixed your testicle... but we kinda broke your [censored]."

[DonkeyKongSr]

They should piece his dick back together and reattach it. The scars will give him a natural "ribbed for her pleasure" sensation.

[Stellastarr]

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They should piece his dick back together and reattach it. The scars will give him a natural "ribbed for her pleasure" sensation.

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Ahh was that necessary? lol

[Stumpy]

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Geez- I wonder who had to give him the good news when he woke up?

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1. Skip to step 2.
2. Put his dick in the box.
3. Make him open the box.

[Autocratic]

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Pardon me, but I believe you are all missing a key element of this story:

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The court also ordered the hospital to pay $NZ56,858 costs to the man to pay for the operation to rebuild his penis using tissue from his arm.

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I'd love to have an arm for a penis.

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I'd prefer one without an elbow.

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The elbow is key. The kama sutra would have to have a whole new volume to describe the [censored] I'd do with that.

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As long as it maintains it's abilities as an arm I'd be up for it. Instead of giving a vocal warning before an orgasm, I could just give her cervix a gentle "here it comes" pinch before semen shoots out my fingertips.