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Old 01-18-2007, 02:39 PM
durkahdurkah durkahdurkah is offline
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paging durkahdurkah, paging durkahdurkah...

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wtf do you want

oh, this thread, right right


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Any Islamic scholars want to lay some sweet facts on me in the next 20 minutes?


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Allah is God and Mohammed is his prophet. Baka shurpa

I could give you a decent lesson about Comparitive religions (went to a Catholic school and they were high and mighty on this [censored] for Gen Ed), but if you seriously have like 20 minutes, I think you're kind of screwed.

Read this and plagarize something from it if you have essay questions. Maybe you'll get a few points.

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articl...18/ai_18627300

(BTW, in case anyone is curious, I'm clearly not Muslim, I just play one on teh Interwebs)
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Old 01-18-2007, 03:05 PM
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5 times a day FACING MECCA
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Old 01-18-2007, 03:09 PM
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Oh man, if ever there was an opportunity to write pure comedy on a final, this is it. Accept the failing grade, write a pure BS (but funny as hell) exam, and then post it online.

Beat: You fail the class
Brag: Class doesn't matter
Variance: Your final exam becomes folklore at your school...
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:11 PM
studmuffin studmuffin is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Muslaments

Go to ask the imam!! This site should have the answer to all your questions, including such pressing matters as:

-the exact length of the stick you are allowed to beat your wife with
-what types of music are permissable (none)
-how to protect yourself from evil djinn that live in toilets
-whether or not all infidels must die (they must)

http://islam.tc/ask-imam/index.php

Because allah knows best...
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:15 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Muslaments

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Oh man, if ever there was an opportunity to write pure comedy on a final, this is it. Accept the failing grade, write a pure BS (but funny as hell) exam, and then post it online.

Beat: You fail the class
Brag: Class doesn't matter
Variance: Your final exam becomes folklore at your school...

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i think this is correct
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:22 PM
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http://stupidessays.googlepages.com/home
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Old 01-18-2007, 07:09 PM
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Oh man, if ever there was an opportunity to write pure comedy on a final, this is it. Accept the failing grade, write a pure BS (but funny as hell) exam, and then post it online.

Beat: You fail the class
Brag: Class doesn't matter
Variance: Your final exam becomes folklore at your school...

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this is correct

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