**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)**

[thac]

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[censored] the US gov't.

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Amen!

Ugh, my internet connection decided to die when I was having another sick session. 240 hands, 20 ptbb, AA on one table, connection dies.

Variance: Some random guy had a comment on my girlfriend's website saying he loves her and she's so sexy. Meh. Time to beat some ass.

[kazana]

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[censored] the US gov't.

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"The land of free"
I lol'd

[Corrupt Rose]

What a crappy day today. 4 hours and +18$. Whoho. Cleared a 100$ bonus and gained like 20 in RB so it's still doable. Some pics:



Some hands:
Cryptologic
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.15/$0.25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $5.96
UTG+1: $9.33
CO: $29
Button: $20.07
SB: $33.13
Hero: $44.35

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1, 4 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $0.75</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $1.75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $4.75</font>, SB calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($10.5, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $5</font>, SB calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($20.5, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $35.1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $23.88</font>.
Uncalled bets: $11.22 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $68.26
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 4s 4d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB shows Ac 7d</font>

Cryptologic
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.15/$0.25
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $34.71
CO: $19.75
Button: $3.50
Hero: $16.20
BB: $14.95

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $5</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $16.2</font>, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($32.65, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.65)


Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($32.65, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.65)


River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($32.65, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.65)


Results:
Final pot: $32.65
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 7s 7h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">CO shows Qc Js</font>

Cryptologic
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.15/$0.25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $8.38
UTG+1: $34.61
CO: $22.65
Button: $8.62
SB: $3.71
Hero: $21.30

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1, 4 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $0.75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $2</font>, UTG+1 calls, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $7.75</font>, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($24.25, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $14.05</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in $1.13</font>, UTG+1 calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($53.48, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $27.64, Sidepot 1: $25.84)


Results:
Final pot: $53.48
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 5c Kd</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG shows 8c Ac</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 shows 6c Ks</font>

[ama0330]

There's something odd about a country that calls itself "free" but takes everyones fingerprints upon entry.

I hated that.

[thac]

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There's something odd about a country that calls itself "free" but takes everyones fingerprints upon entry.

I hated that.

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Yeah I've said that many times. This country has been going downhill ever since we were established. I wanna move to Canada (I almost threw up when I said that..)

[kazana]

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Yeah I've said that many times. This country has been going downhill ever since we were established. I wanna move to Canada (I almost threw up when I said that..)

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Make sure to become a franco-canadian separatist, then. I heard they're the new cool guys.

[evilempire]

HAYAHCHAHCHACHA
200 hands
AA &lt; QJ
AA &lt; K4
QQ &lt; 88 YAHAYCHAYHAHAHCA

HAYCHAHCAHCHAH
KK &lt; TT HITS GUTSHOT
HAYCHAHCAHCHA -3.5 buyins in like 25 minutes

JJ loses to AT on a AQJ flop
yikes i can't for a stretch when I don't lose a hand

zomg
AJ &lt; AK on JJTx. WHO THE F' GOES ALLIN WITH AK WITH THAT BOARD

[jonyy6788]

Rough evilempire, very rough

[barryc83]

Someone wrote this in another thread, but I think its funny and I totally agree.

"I would gladly give up my 2nd amendment for the right to deposit via Neteller."

[kaz2107]

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[censored] the REPUBLICANS .

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