**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)**

[Keys Myaths]

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please take notes... call preflop...flop tha ROYAL... PROFIT

so simple and yet u only hit tha nut flush. cmon yo

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero calls, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $4</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($8, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $1</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($10, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $4</font>, Hero calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $88.45</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in $40.4</font>.
Uncalled bets: $40.05 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $114.8


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WTF did he have?

[Keys Myaths]

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I hate pokerstars.... Blew all my winnings there in one day...

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Ditto on that.

My "starting a new bankroll" post-Neteller plan didn't go so well. I was up to 500, took my shot at 25NL, and went down to 375 fast.

Time to stack a bunch of n00bs at 10NL for a while.

[kaz2107]

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please take notes... call preflop...flop tha ROYAL... PROFIT

so simple and yet u only hit tha nut flush. cmon yo

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero calls, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $4</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($8, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $1</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($10, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $4</font>, Hero calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $88.45</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in $40.4</font>.
Uncalled bets: $40.05 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $114.8


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WTF did he have?

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JT lolololo. "trips dont beat a royal flush... HMMMM"

[iamVillaiNmo]

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please take notes... call preflop...flop tha ROYAL... PROFIT

so simple and yet u only hit tha nut flush. cmon yo

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No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero calls, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $4</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($8, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $1</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($10, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $4</font>, Hero calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $88.45</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in $40.4</font>.
Uncalled bets: $40.05 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $114.8


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WTF did he have?

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JT lolololo. "trips dont beat a royal flush... HMMMM"

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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahaAHhaAHhahahHhahahahah

WHAT A CALL!!! HaHahAHaHaHAHAHAhaAHhahah

[gir]

Proof that money really must grow on trees somewhere.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

SB ($47.75)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($179.67)</font>
UTG ($56.95)
MP ($55.45)
<font color="#C00000">CO ($91.05)</font>
Button ($48.05)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.25.
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $2</font>, MP calls $2, CO calls $2, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB (poster) calls $1.75, Hero calls $1.50.

Flop: ($10) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $1.5</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $10</font>, UTG folds, MP folds, CO calls $8.50.

Turn: ($30) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $26</font>, CO calls $26.

River: ($82) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $54</font>, CO calls $91.05 (All-In).

Final Pot: $227.05

Results below:
Hero has 7h 7s (full house, sevens full of fours).
CO has Jd Kh (two pair, jacks and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $227.05.

[kazana]

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Yeah but I dunno what to do, I'm not a good thinker or anything, so I might just have to settle for flowers like every other unimaginitive guy. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Oh and I can't cook.

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Flowers are wrong just about never.

On the topic of cooking, I'm a suck-o-licious chef myself, but my wife loves it when I try to bluff at the stove (can't call it anything else).
She's nice enough to claim that she liked the food. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Either way, I think it's the idea of me doing the masta-chef thing that she's really enjoying.

I'll give you my "8 Habits of Successful Wannabe Chefs That Get The Chicks" from my no.1 bestseller "Kazana Does The Kitchen", completely for free:
1) Give it a go, it's fun if you don't have the pressure of thinking it has to be perfect - it really doesn't have to be.
2) Invite her over before you start cooking.
3) Pour her a glass of wine, put on her favorite TV show/Music/Movie, and tell her to relax while you're going to play the chef.
4) If you're really uncertain, ask for her advice - but make sure to send her back to relaxing after you got it - do not, I repeat, DO NOT let her take over. Women love it to see their guys at a loss and in dire need of her majesty's help. But be bronco-the-lone-cowboy-macho enough to carry on alone, hombre.
5) Enjoy the meal. Or at least try to. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
6) Do the dishes together.
7) ??
8) Score.

And make sure to get her favorite desert to make up for any mishaps with the main course. For my wife, cheesecake works like a charm.

That should do it.

PS.: I should've kept this for my pooh-ba, now that I think about it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Corrupt Rose]

Cryptologic
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.15/$0.25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $1.20
UTG+1: $26.02
Hero: $29.68
Button: $35.76
SB: $52.60
BB: $21.10

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $0.75</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $1.25</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($2.75, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $3</font>, SB calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($8.75, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $8</font>, Hero calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($24.75, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB is all-in $40.35</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in $17.43</font>.
Uncalled bets: $22.92 returned to SB.

Results:
Final pot: $59.61
<font color="#ffffff">SB shows 8c 5c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows Qd Ac</font>

And then today:

Cryptologic
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.15/$0.25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $13.25
UTG+1: $24.20
CO: $24.60
Button: $74.27
SB: $7.40
Hero: $31.65

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, 2 folds, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1, 4 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $0.5</font>, UTG folds, Button calls, SB folds.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($2, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($2, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $16.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $30.9</font>, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: $63.8
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows Qd Ac</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button shows 8c 5c</font>

Fun stuff. I'd like to find that tree gir.

Down 2 buyins today, and I thought I was gonna try NL50 today. Meh. Will have to grind back these money now.

[Corrupt Rose]

Hmm didnt realize the board was paired in hand two. Easy river fold. Meh.

[Genz]

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PS.: I should've kept this for my pooh-ba, now that I think about it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Words of wisdom.

[kabouter]

Pfff I could use some luck right now, no matter what I do I seem to lose... It wasn't always like this though [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]. And on top of that pokertracker doesn't seem to work with ultimatebet anymore...

#@%@#% Gonna check if party brings me more luck...