Chiilin' Like Elvis

[Arbitrage]

First off, Reggie Bush needs to die in a fire. He cost me $600 by not catching that pitch.

So after going 0/2 on the games today, I felt like I needed something to numb the pain a little bit.

So, I drank a bunch of liquid codeine, ate 1.5 mg of xanax, a 3-egg cheese omelete and a hot dog.

Beat: I lost $1k on NFL today
Brag: I'm feelin really good
Beat: I'll proabably have a heart attack
Variance: the hot dog was kosher