Yo Mama!

[FuriousOne]

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I rememeber growing up and spending much of my time thinking of ways to make fun of people.

Some of my favorties were:

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so big after I [censored] her I rolled over twice and will still on top of her.

Im sure OOTiots got plenty of these, what are some of the best!

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Eh boss, you still do this -_-


Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

[billygrippo]

yo mamas so fat, her fat to muscle ratio can only be described in complex imaginary numbers.

[mason55]

yo mamas so stupid she thought the kentucky derby was a hat
yo mamas so stupid she went to buy a color tv but didn't know which color to buy

[billygrippo]

yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

[Duff]

yo mamma's so stupid she sent you to rehab because you were Hooked on Phonics.

[Matt Flynn]

Years ago I wrote maybe 100 of these and searched out a few hundred more, thinking to publish a quick book of them. Someone beat me to it though. My favorites:


Yo Mama's so fat, she buys her bras from Honda.

Yo Mama's so nasty, she cut a fart one time and her cat went bald.



And another from a movie:

Yo Mama's so ugly, she walked by the bathroom and the toilet flushed itself.

[BigPoppa99]

your momma is so fat she wore an X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back.

Your momma is so ugly she smiles and her face hurts

Your momma's breath is so stank she called me on the phone and gave me an ear ache.

Your momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in math class

Your momma is so old she went into an antique store and they kept her

your momma is so black she took a bath and made tea

your momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl

your momma is so fat she uses a boomerange to put on her belt

your momma is so ugly she has to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog would play with her.

your so ugly when you were born the docter smacked your momma twice.

[GambleGamble]

Your momma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

[A S U]

Yo mammas teeth so yellow, she spits butter.

Yo mammas so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her.

Yo mammas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

[daryn]

your momma is so old when god said "let there be light" she hit the switch