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Old 01-11-2007, 05:11 PM
dogmeat dogmeat is offline
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Default Dry Cleaners Trip Report

Since 'Derosnec' suggested this in another thread, I realized this was a very important subject.

Dry Cleaners Trip Report

So, I go to the local dry cleaners, and there is no place to park in front because somebody has taken TWO spaces right in front with a crappy parking job - big ugly grey family van.

I park in the boonies, then go inside and whine like a little girl about the walk and make a joke that "I'd have been here sooner, but somebody doesn't know how to park," and this lady is getting an armload of clothes back (her bill is like $326).

The guy helping her says, "Wha you wan? She good customer, lot of dry cleaning evey wee, palk in front. What you nee?"

And, I say, "Well, I'm picking up my tie - here's the slip" (for exactly one tie).

He comes back with the tie, and says, "You go away, you no good cusomer."

Brag - got free cleaning of my one tie

Beat - 86'ed permanently from the dry cleaners

Varience - I don't really care

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Old 01-11-2007, 05:15 PM
durkahdurkah durkahdurkah is offline
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and this lady is getting an armload of clothes back (her bill is like $326).


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Old 01-11-2007, 05:17 PM
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Since 'Derosnec' suggested this in another thread, I realized this was a very important subject.


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Old 01-11-2007, 05:19 PM
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no need for quotes around my name. a prefix of Mr. or Lord is fine
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Old 01-11-2007, 05:23 PM
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MOVE THIS CRAP TO OOT SERIOUSLY
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