help for costume prop bet

[Lazy Meatball]

Make her dress as a Patriots cheer leader, and then take a sharpie and draw a penis on her face pointing towards her mouth and write "Corey Dillon's Big Black [censored]" right above it. I think that compares in embarassment to your mini skirt.

ps. If you're going to crossdress, skip the Red Sox hat, it's just going to clash with your shoes.