What to order from hot starbucks girl?

[fish2plus2]

OP,

Make sure she knows that your Mom lives with you, and not the other way around.

[iAmAddicted]

waiting on trip report. k thx.

[citanul]

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Are you going to mention NLsolider in every post you make? I mean, I like your posts, but I really dislike it when chicks mention that they have a bf.

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kkf,

maybe if you weren't a creepy, creepy guy, women everywhere wouldn't constantly send out the world's biggest "get away from me you freak" signal to you?

c

[nath]

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Are you going to mention NLsolider in every post you make? I mean, I like your posts, but I really dislike it when chicks mention that they have a bf.

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Ruins the fantasy, eh?

[El Diablo]

nath, KKF:

fluff PM'd me some cruise pics. NLSoiler nowhere in sight!

[HayBayMaySay]

Sounds like a perfect opportunity Fluff. The play here would be, spit it up and blame her for making a bad coffee. Then (this is where you need to practice your slight of hand), pull out a small bar of soap from the cup. Look at her and sigh. Do this every day with other objects; a hundred dollar bill, your debit card, local wildlife, whatever. If she hasn’t given you her number yet, try lifting something off her person and demand she dates you to get it back.

Or, go with option two. After you do cringe, dump the coffee on the floor and fake a seizure. If she is the one that comes to check on you, hold your breathe. This way, if she knows CPR you get her lips on you. After that, you can do so many things. I recommend looking her in the eyes and saying "Trying really hard for that tip are we? Though it was a nice kiss, I don't think it will make up for you spilling my coffee on the floor." Or just puke in her mouth, then work in that line from earlier, "thanks a latte." Any combination of the above should work fine.

Basically a win, win.
Peace!

[IlliniLou]

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Sounds like a perfect opportunity Fluff. The play here would be, spit it up and blame her for making a bad coffee. Then (this is where you need to practice your slight of hand), pull out a small bar of soap from the cup. Look at her and sigh. Do this every day with other objects; a hundred dollar bill, your debit card, local wildlife, whatever. If she hasn’t given you her number yet, try lifting something off her person and demand she dates you to get it back.

Or, go with option two. After you do cringe, dump the coffee on the floor and fake a seizure. If she is the one that comes to check on you, hold your breathe. This way, if she knows CPR you get her lips on you. After that, you can do so many things. I recommend looking her in the eyes and saying "Trying really hard for that tip are we? Though it was a nice kiss, I don't think it will make up for you spilling my coffee on the floor." Or just puke in her mouth, then work in that line from earlier, "thanks a latte." Any combination of the above should work fine.

Basically a win, win.
Peace!

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umm ... that is terrible advice

[housenuts]

[blackize]

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try lifting something off her person and demand she dates you to get it back.

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It's actually pretty amazing how often something like this works. A friend in high school would steal sandals or jackets from girls at parties to instigate playful flirting and then he would seal the deal. This kid had gotten so much ass so frequently for so long that he had only jacked it a handful of times in his life.

[edfurlong]

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nath, KKF:

fluff PM'd me some cruise pics. NLSoiler nowhere in sight!

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