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hot dog on a stick + pirate brag ***NWS ?*** pics
so a couple months ago a few friends and i stopped by a liquor store to stock up and i happened to meet this hot ass girl. she was kinda weird (thinks shes a pirate... for real lol) but had the hottest 19 year body ive ever seen. we chatted a bit then left and pretty i much forgot her.
now forward to last week. im at the mall and starving. so whats better than a nice cherry lemonade, fried cheese, and a hot dog on a stick? nothing of course. i get up to the front of the line and lo and behold, theres pirate girl working her magic on the lemons! i got her number (beat: felt soooooo highschool) and invited her over to my place to party later that night. a couple hours later my picture mail is blowing up. she says shell be at the party and attaches a couple pics of "what i had to look forward to". pic of her being her crazy pirate self: picture mail #1 she sent couple hours after meeting: WARNING!!! ***NWS below*** picture mail #2 sent right after first one: spectacular eh? when she got to my condo she took 3 shots then immediatley went back into my room and popped a tit into my mouth within 30 seconds. very niiiiiiice SEXY TIME!!! the rest of the night she was walking around half naked, flashing her [censored] (aka "the welcoming party") at everyone who came in. and now her nips are pierced! soon as i get pics of the new boobaments ill put em up BRAG 1: pirates are hot BRAG 2: hot dog on a stick girls are hot. (duh, its right in the name) BEAT: she left kinda early ~12:30ish cuz "her parents were waiting for her to have dinner" aka her boyfriend she lives with kept calling her. VARIANCE:lolfishingaccidentaments |
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Re: hot dog on a stick + pirate brag ***NWS ?*** pics
A+
Edit: nice tattoo lol |
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Re: hot dog on a stick + pirate brag ***NWS ?*** pics
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her boyfriend she lives with kept calling her [/ QUOTE ] wow, icing on the [censored] cake |
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Re: hot dog on a stick + pirate brag ***NWS ?*** pics
this thread delivered
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Re: hot dog on a stick + pirate brag ***NWS ?*** pics
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this thread delivered [/ QUOTE ] yep. I'd like to know what that tatoo is though. |
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Re: hot dog on a stick + pirate brag ***NWS ?*** pics
wait. tattoo is on the right side in pic 1, right in pic 2, and leftside in pic 3...?
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Re: hot dog on a stick + pirate brag ***NWS ?*** pics
good job spotting the mirror
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Re: hot dog on a stick + pirate brag ***NWS ?*** pics
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[ QUOTE ] her boyfriend she lives with kept calling her [/ QUOTE ] wow, icing on the [censored] cake [/ QUOTE ] haha, ya that was classic. and she kept talking about him while i was fondling her naked tittays in front of the entire party. but shes def no slt N N NOOOOOTTTT T T T T T!!!! HIGH FIVE!!! |
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Re: hot dog on a stick + pirate brag ***NWS ?*** pics
Very nice, but where's the fatties?
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Re: hot dog on a stick + pirate brag ***NWS ?*** pics
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Very nice, but where's the fatties? [/ QUOTE ] oh you mean my other hot bishes? they be right here bro! |
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