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01-04-2007, 03:47 PM
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my friend is 5'11", a stick, and would probably be dead if she dropped down to 140. [/ QUOTE ] really? i doubt it. i'm 5'11 155 and my body fat % is probably much lower than your female friend's, and i'm nowhere near dangerously thin. 
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01-04-2007, 03:48 PM
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Third one wasn't so bad -- a 6'2 200 lb redhead with DDs. She wasn;t that fat. Never had DDs before so it was fine. Got her naked by our third date , had my way with her cans and firebush, but she wouldn't let me bang her .... [/ QUOTE ] I'm not sure if this is the funniest or saddest thing I've read in years.... how do you "date" a 200 pounder...
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#33
01-04-2007, 03:50 PM
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[ QUOTE ] Third one wasn't so bad -- a 6'2 200 lb redhead with DDs. She wasn;t that fat. Never had DDs before so it was fine. Got her naked by our third date , had my way with her cans and firebush, but she wouldn't let me bang her .... [/ QUOTE ] I'm not sure if this is the funniest or saddest thing I've read in years.... how do you "date" a 200 pounder... [/ QUOTE ] alcohol. lots of 200 pounders out there, if nobody ever dated them they'd have to lose weight.
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01-04-2007, 03:55 PM
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She was prob like 170. She was 5'10". She was pretty chubby. 30 pounds of it were in her chest though. Terrible lay, which goes against all things people say about fatties.
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01-04-2007, 03:58 PM
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[ QUOTE ] Third one wasn't so bad -- a 6'2 200 lb redhead with DDs. She wasn;t that fat. Never had DDs before so it was fine. Got her naked by our third date , had my way with her cans and firebush, but she wouldn't let me bang her .... [/ QUOTE ] I'm not sure if this is the funniest or saddest thing I've read in years.... how do you "date" a 200 pounder... [/ QUOTE ] Lots of takeout?
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#36
01-04-2007, 04:04 PM
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Re: Fattest Girl You Ever Nailed?
Sam Jones... I can always count on you for the good one liners...
"lots of takeout?" ... Classic.
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01-04-2007, 04:08 PM
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[ QUOTE ] my friend is 5'11", a stick, and would probably be dead if she dropped down to 140. [/ QUOTE ] really? i doubt it. i'm 5'11 155 and my body fat % is probably much lower than your female friend's, and i'm nowhere near dangerously thin. [/ QUOTE ] guys don't have boobs. she has big boobs. big boobs add lbs. mystery solved.
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#38
01-04-2007, 04:24 PM
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Re: Fattest Girl You Ever Nailed?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] my friend is 5'11", a stick, and would probably be dead if she dropped down to 140. [/ QUOTE ] really? i doubt it. i'm 5'11 155 and my body fat % is probably much lower than your female friend's, and i'm nowhere near dangerously thin. [/ QUOTE ] guys don't have boobs. she has big boobs. big boobs add lbs. mystery solved. [/ QUOTE ] More importantly, if she dropped down to your weight, then she would look like you - i.e. a skinny boy. If he was into skinny boys, then he would be gay. This thread is so [censored] up that I can't even wrap my head around it. I hope the people that saw pictures of me weren't too nauseated to be looking at them, given that I'm unfathomably fat according to you guys' standards. edit: lol, el d just told me last night not to get so worked up. An easy way to determine what's height-weight proportionate for an average girl (read: non-athletic, so not naturally heavier becuase of lots of muscles) is: 5'0 = 105-110 lbs for every inch after that, add five pounds. therefore, a 5'4 girl should be around 125 lbs. a 5'11 girl would be around 175.
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#39
01-04-2007, 04:25 PM
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Sadly, I've had three experiences ... First one was several months coming off a relationship and needed a streakbuster. She was prob. 5'8 and close to 200. She was horrible and sounded like a cow when I hit it. She was in love with me, I was disgusted and I had to bail. Second one was an online hookup where I had to drive like 3 hours just to see her. I was into her personality but she was hideous to touch. Around 6' and over 200. She swallowed and was decent in bed, and she could make a hell of an omelet. I chose to lose touch with her despite the omelet skillz. Third one wasn't so bad -- a 6'2 200 lb redhead with DDs. She wasn;t that fat. Never had DDs before so it was fine. Got her naked by our third date, had my way with her cans and firebush, but she wouldn't let me bang her. Afterwards, we're in bed and she starts talking about how our wedding was going to be. I ditched her immediately. Oops, 5'4, 110 lb wife is home! [/ QUOTE ] I enjoyed your post the most. Good stuff. I voted less than 200. No exciting tales. Just a few drunk, fun hook ups here and there.
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01-04-2007, 04:27 PM
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This thread is so [censored] up that I can't even wrap my head around it. I hope the people that saw pictures of me weren't too nauseated to be looking at them, given that I'm unfathomably fat according to you guys' standards. [/ QUOTE ] Height and weight? I can then pass judgment on your perceived unfathomable fatness. Note: Having seen your pics, I doubt you really fall into the disgustingly fat range.
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