Human Vs Gorilla

[JoeKKer]

Mike Tyson was pretty scary back in his prime. I think if he were to fight a Gorilla wearin brass knuckles, he'd still be an underdog, though not by much. Probably 1-2 underdog.

If he was in his prime and on PCP, i think it would be dead even.

What if you could choose 2 of the following items before the gorilla deathmatch? 2 items between, a dose of pcp, a baseball bat, a knife (under 4 inches), a pair of brass knuckles, and a complete set of medival knight's armor (no weapons, no metal spikes on your armor). Would that make the fight more fair?

Me I'd take the armor and the knife. Since the armor could afford me decent protection while I try to poke at its throat or eyes with the knife. Although the PCP/baseball bat combo would work too.